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@Fabrizo_km Paz, Munoz and Endrick will be good replacements

How to FIX Real Madrid this summer Real Madrid have a problem, nostalgic fans do not want to admit it but the truth is the truth First off we need a Proper Coach, with good game and player management, would've picked Mourinho but the door is closed We need a Coach who won't play favourites, who would not be afraid to sideline any player for the benefit of the team, Allgeri and Juegen Klopp are our best options for that for now We need to buy a natural right winger to balance the attack, they are rare in the market but Perez can make something happen, we can't rely on brahim, he is too inconsistent, I would say endrick but that kid has no stamina or Mastantuano but he is more of an AMF than a winger Players needs to be sold for new ones to come in, players like alaba, ceballos, carvajal, Gonzalo, fran Garcia, vinicius jr or kylian mbappe, vinicius is yet to sign a new contract so he is more likely to leave We need to sign a Proper striker, they're a lot in the market , sharp, tall, fast, clinical in the box, I would advice we get Oshimen, he still has age on his side and I think he is the best striker we can get for good money Moving to the midfield, we need another defensive midfielder, I might get hate for this but we need a player like rodri to balance up that defense, we have tchuameni yes but c'mon We need another midfielder, and I think Nico paz will cover that role up, Nico paz or Arda, Bellingham or Valverde, tchuameni or rodri Halamadrid 🤍

@curious_edline Since it's Zimbabwe and we need money...we will always find a win win scenario and everyone is Happy 😊

Ndoprice ye v90 camera SD card kune vaya vanoti videographers overcharge!!!

@curious_edline Good morning from us who Succeed 🤣

Goodmorning to everyone except men who bite instead of suck!

@oku_yungx If it makes you sleep at night

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@BabesweHunters Get a quotation for the required tombstone and open a group to discuss about the resources required and financial contributions, from that alone you will see whose for you or those who are just jealous. After that use your discretion to find a way forward diplomatically

@DanielMadrid___ @the_marcoliboy The whole damn team

@the_marcoliboy I would rather pick all the players to come play for us

If you could pick 3 players for our game against Bayern from here, who will they be?

@Am_Blujay History in the making....They have just sited a UFO...lets go film a documentary 😂

When a drone falls in the wrong hands 😂😂

Screenshot and share your prediction for #RMAFCB 📲

@VMusinachirevo Calma the General is in control

This line up looks pale.

@curious_edline @emmazihonye I m by Joina laughing uproariously 😂😂😂😂 chances are you still find me laughing

If you laugh i will hunt you down and kill you 😂😂😂😂😂😎 Me and @emmazihonye

@ayago_l @Am_Blujay "I assume" everything thing else was readily available and she got in a matter of days, but buffaloes may need some paperwork and clearances from national parks...and the condition will have been set by "the ancestors" that if no buffaloes are provided within 48 hrs No deal😂😂😂

@Am_Blujay I get everything she asked for... why the buffaloes though?

Meet Rotina Mavhunga, the woman who almost turned Zimbabwe into Dubai… using rocks 😂 Back in 2007, she convinced top government ministers that she could produce clean diesel from stones in Chinhoyi. Yes, diesel. From rocks. The story was so powerful it reached Mugabe’s Cabinet, and ministers were sent on a spiritual road trip to her shrine. After some traditional rituals, she gave them a live demo: a pipe sticking out of a rock… diesel flowing. Minds were blown. National fuel crisis? Solved. Vision 2030? Activated 😅 She then charged like a premium consultant ,reportedly receiving Z$5 billion, a farm, cattle, three buffaloes, and a car. Allegedly, she even wanted Mugabe to visit her shrine barefoot. Faith-based economics at its finest 🙌 Plot twist: the “miracle diesel” was coming from hidden pipes connected to a tank. No rocks were harmed in the making of this scam. Outcome? Arrested, exposed, and sentenced to 27 months in prison.

@AdamTheofilatos Breaking News on the 1st of April 🤣🤣🤣

Exclusive breaking news 🚨 : I can now confirm that former England Cricketers Sam and Tom Curran have now officially committed to Zimbabwe Cricket! Tom Curran is immediately available while Sam must wait a few months before ICC confirms his switch from England. High level talks have been ongoing for the past month following Zimbabwe’s successful World Cup run in India and Sri Lanka. Can you believe it?😬😅🇿🇼

@ImShekhawat07 @TheFigen_ Incredible

@TheFigen_ HAHAHAHA I found it 😂😂 maps.app.goo.gl/kqQZpQjLFNGYHt…

It is a miraculous moment captured by Google Street View.

@HouseofEl81 @woofknight The facial expression says it all😅

@woofknight Sorry, my 6yr old daughter already invented that……….it didn’t work.

@VascoDaGappah @matigary Art Exhibition begins outdoors

@matigary That's an art installation Mhofu!

Someone installed this sign right in front of the national art gallery today. S/he didn’t bother to clear up the pavement after digging it up and backfilling the hole. Anyway what does that sign mean? Has anyone seen it in the highway code?

@MukarangaMunhu @NNyashaYessur I prefer Nandos peri sauce🤣

@NNyashaYessur What's your source?

Popular Nigerian female afrobeat star Yemi Alade just opens up that she is HIV positive.

@Nduuh_Masondo Need for speed type of manoeuvres

As a pro driver… what’s your next move at 180km/h?

@BabesweHunters Skillful yekuSA yema reversal, especially paMarket place

Sorry wangu matsotsi azara kunze uku Ini usually if dealing nemunhu arikuitirwa payment nemunhu arikunze ndongoti isirwa mari yacho ndokuperekedza kunotora wondibatisa cash yangu . Kwashata kunze uku n transactions can always be reversed

@Munyah_Wacho Go Kuma shops like farm city they sell some type of blocks you put around the yard that repel snakes

Wildlife and Snake Experts, I need help here. At the compound I’m living there are a lot of trees. Nhasi padonha nyoka, a Green Mamba from the tree facing my door. We chased it nematombo neboys but we all failed to hit it, it managed to climb and hop trees now no one can see it. Problem is, I’m going mad! I know there’s a Green Mamba out there but I can’t see it, and it’s probably seeing me 😭😂😂. Ndodii?? What should I do?? How do we lure it out and kill it, or what can I use to repel it at least ndifeele safe. I figured out payadonha, it was on a weak branch ichi timira a lizzard, a moderately heavy wind blew, broke the branch zvikadonha zvese nenyoka. It was reall long, thin neck and head, thin tail, bulgey middle and a shiny green back.

@zoomafrika1 Chidhinha Baba...icho chakabikwa nebhachura

In which Country is this dish from?