Bill Compton. Parody.

"What are you?" ◾ Bill Compton ◾ Civil War veteran. ◾ Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP ◾ Written by #BoneHead #ATrain ◾ #TrueBlood #Parody ◾ RT

"If I meet the true death without at least kissing you, Sookie Stackhouse, that will be my biggest regret." 🍷 Eric Northman 🍷 Owner of Fangtasia 🍷 Sheriff of Area 5 🍷 Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP 🍷 Written by #BoneHead #ATrain 🍷 #TrueBlood #Parody 🍷 RT

"I can barely remember the last time I wasn't in danger. Danger, it's a fact of life for me." 🧚‍♂️ Sookie Stackhouse 🍺 Barmaid at @BarOfMerlotte 🧚‍♂️ Sky faerie 🍺 Written by the new #Radiant #Fatal (#BoneHead) 🧚‍♂️ #TrueBlood #Parody 🍺 RT

My sis an' I are faeries. How fuckin' lame." 🍾 New account 🍷 Randi Stackhouse 🍾 Sister of @SookieTBFae 🍷 Fitness model 🍾 Barmaid at @BarOfMerlotte 🍷Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP 🍾 Written by #BoneHead 🍷 #TrueBlood OC 🍾 RT

"Fuckin humans. I'm gonna go find someone to eat." 💥 Flipped account 💥 Jessica Hamby 💥 Progeny of @AVampireBill 💥 Sister of @BrattyFangs 💥 Barmaid at @BarOfMerlotte 💥 Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP 💥 Written by #BoneHead 💥 #TrueBlood 💥 RT

"You know Sarah doesn't whip out her pudding for just anybody." ☀️ Flipped account ☀️ Reverend Steve Newlin ☀️ Head of the Fellowship of the Sun ☀️ Married to @RadiantsPuddin ☀️ Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP ☀️ Written by #BoneHead ☀️ #TrueBlood ☀️ RT

"Beautiful butt." 🍻 Drunk Eric Northman 🍺 Parody/OOCish 🍾 #Radiant #Fatal's goofball hubby 🍷 Written by #BoneHead 🥂 #TrueBlood #Parody 🍸 RT

"When a good thing gets destroyed, that's the definition of unfair to me." 🛠 Flipped account 🛠 Hoyt Fortenberry 🛠 Works for the Louisiana DOT road crew 🛠 Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP 🛠 Written by #BoneHead 🛠 #TrueBlood 🛠 RT

🍷 Dead Until Dark Hub 🍷 Hub account for all of @SookieTBFae and @EricVikingGod's True Blood SLs. 🍷 Written by Mr and Mrs #BoneHead and #Radiant #Fatal 🍷 #TrueBlood 🍷 RT

"I can barely remember the last time I wasn't in danger. Danger, it's a fact of life for me." 🧚‍♂️ Sookie Stackhouse. 💥 Sister of @RadiantFaePie and @BoneHeadCop. 💘Taken by @HuntsDemons. 🔫 Part of @WaywardSonsRP ✏ Written by #BoneHead 🗡 #TrueBlood #Supernatural 💋 RT

"I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina." 💄 Flipped account 🍷 Pam de Beaufort 💄 Progeny of @FcknVikingGod 🍷 Runs Fangtasia 💄 Best friend of @MetalSexBarbie 🍷 Part of @WaywardSonsRP 💄 Written by #BoneHead 🍷 #TrueBlood #Supernatural 💄 RT

“I have lived a thousand years; I may live a thousand more.” ⚔ Revamped account 🔫 Selene ⚔ Death Dealer 🔫 Taken my love @FcknVikingGod ⚔ Part of @WaywardSonsRP 🔫 Written by #BoneHead ⚔ #Underworld #TrueBlood #Supernatural 🔫 RT

"If I meet the true death without at least kissing you, Sookie Stackhouse, that will be my biggest regret." 🍷 Eric Northman 🍷 Owner of Fangtasia 🍷 Taken by @SookieTBFae 🍷 Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP 🍷 Written by #BoneHead 🍷 #TrueBlood 🍷 RT

"What are you?" ◾ Flipped account ◾ Bill Compton ◾ Season 1 ◾ Taken by @RadiantBarmaid ◾ First accounts that Mr and Mrs #BoneHead and #Radiant #Fatal started writing together on 8.7.2014. ◾ Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP ◾ Written by #BoneHead ◾ #TrueBlood ◾ RT

"Welcome to Merlotte's Bar and Grill." 🍻 Owners are @HeroicBarman and @SaucyFairyDust. 🍺 Our staff is @SookieTBFae @SaucyBarmaid and @DiligentCook. 🍻 Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP. 🍺 Written by Mr and Mrs #BoneHead and #Radiant #Fatal. 🍻 #TrueBlood 🍺 RT

"Most of my customers are stupid people." 🍻 Sam Merlotte. 🍺 Owner of @BarOfMerlotte. 🍻 Taken by @SaucyFairyDust. 🍺 Makin' @SookieTBFae work overtime. 🍻 Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP 🍺 Written by #BoneHead 🍻 #TrueBlood 🍺 RT

"What have I become, now that I've betrayed Everyone I've ever loved, I pushed them all away And I have been a slave to the Judas in my mind" 🎸Chris Jericho 🎤Singer of Fozzy 🎸Made vampire by my wife @MetalSexBarbie 🎤Part of @WaywardSonsRP 🎸Written by #BoneHead 🎤#SPN #TB RT

"You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me." 🔫Jason Stackhouse 🔫Brother of @FaeRadiance and @RadiantFaePie 🔫Moved to Charming 🔫Part of @WaywardSonsRP and @TellerTrager 🔫Written by #BoneHead 🔫#TrueBlood #Supernatural #SOA 🔫RT

New #BoneHead accout. Dean Winchester. Hunter. Lover of pies. Bob Seger fan. Taken by @SaucyBarmaid. Part of @DeadUntilDarkRP. #BoneHead #Supernatural #TrueBlood RT

Revamped account. Drunk Eric account of @EricVikingGod. #Radiant's drunk hubby. @SookieTBFae got a beautiful butt. #BoneHead #TrueBlood RT