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Still got offers for double that bag but i pray you never have to face 3 intensive surgeries and have to stay locked in for almost 2years. If they sale Your whole village it can’t even cover 10% of the bills. Stupid youth

⚽️ || GOOOOOAAAAL! 🤩 Ronaldo scores the first goal 15’ for @AlNassrFC #Nassr 1:0 #AlOkhdood

2021: No salary increase 2022: No salary increase 2023: No salary increase 2024: No salary increase 2025: No salary increase 2026: Employee: “Kindly accept my resignation.” Boss: “But you’re doing such a great job! Why are you leaving?” Employee: “I’ve received a new job offer with a 65% salary increase, and there’s also a guaranteed annual raise based on performance.” 48 hours later…

Whenever my neighbor come play game he go say he no fit ever smoke say him mama say make he promise her before she died that he’ll not smoke and I was like ehn ehn , me sef talk pass am 😂😂 Fast forward to today 😂😂I wanted to get fuel he was like brother muba sheni Igbo and I was like huh???? Kiloso, he repeated it …..and I was like for what????? He said dem collect his babe😭😭😭 (he buy her phone o)😭😭😭😭😭😭 we rolled him one fat junkie 🥹 welcome to the team big boy 🥹🥹🥹

@BIG_PRIME01 @UseVault777 Pmo

Since y’all celebrating wins I will celebrate my wins on @UseVault777 Not much buh honest work.

I’m a simple woman, I just want to see a Ronaldo hattrick today 🥹

So this guy brought his babe to the pitch today. This is someone who normally won't make first set(1X). I picked him first to join my team and made him our captain. During the match, the two penalties we had I told him to take them from left back which was his positon. Got home not too long ago he asked for my aza and sent me 20k Bro code 💯

There is a boy on my street. Maybe nine years old. His name is Femi. He tells people how they will die. Not as a threat. Not even as a warning. The way you would tell someone their shoelace is undone. Casual. Helpful almost. He told Mr. Adeyemi he would die choking on something small and round. Mr. Adeyemi laughed. Four months later, a button. He told the woman at the end of the road she would go in her sleep, on a Tuesday, in her daughter's house. She lived alone. She had not spoken to her daughter in six years. It was a Tuesday.

I say I go share my snap money It’s done 5m done Last motivation No let anybody make you doubt urself Just give up

WIZKID FC WANT MAKE I FIGHT THEM BY FORCE UNA NO DO ME ANYTHING SO I NO FIT FIGHT UNA IF AT ALL UNA DEY PUT MONEY FOR MY POCKET AS UNA DEY STREAM ME AND BABA SONGS MAKE UNA PIPE LOWWW YOU NO FIT DEY FIGHT PERSON WEY UNA DEY HELP MAKE MONEY PERSON WEY DEY GIVE UNA BETTER VIBE. MAKE EVERYBODY PIPE LOWWWW ❤️ #FREEAYO

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IF YOU’RE WAITING FOR TOMORROW TO START, SORRY YOU ALREADY LOST TWIN

Celebs that are tweeting for money: 1. TG Omori 2. Odumodu 3. Big kala 4. Industry machine 5. Smada

IM GONNA MAKE AFRICA PROUD!! I SWEAR DOWN ...

Security Man in charge of CCTV was caught màsturbating to the video of Oga and Madam who were having séx in the parlor.😂

@ixnafc Mutuals ski??

@ixnafc God forbid, if I for fool like this my mama no suppose born me 😭🙏🏿

It gets to a point, I been thinking say na me fool pass today ooo😭😭

Firstborn went for NYSC and found love but she is from another tribe. They started the relationship anyway and they love each other. Firstborn introduced his girlfriend to his mother, but Mama doesn't like her because she doesn't speak her language. The relationship ended! Firstborn Japa to Obodo Oyibo, and a year later, he found love again, but this time, she is Oyibo. Firstborn introduced the new girlfriend to Mama via WhatsApp and Mama fell in love with the lady. It was love at first sight. Now, Mama is trying to teach her girlfriend her language so that they can communicate effectively. 😊

Marshall funny walahi! 😂😔