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BROOO TRICK WILLIAMS WITH LIL YACHTY IS SO GREAT MAN 😂 #Smackdown

We gotta do somethin bout the rats on @ARCRaidersGame smh how can anyone complete any trials

2Chainz tells the story of when he got OUTCLASSED & CUSSED OUT by Carmelo Anthony while playing with him & other NBA players in an open run 💀🤣🤣 “I’m like ‘man i’m ready.’ I’m supposed to be in the league anyway… He got so mad at me”

Aye @ARCRaidersGame I need my Loot back from Being disconnected every game !!! What tf ! @EmbarkStudios

Joe Flacco has reached agreement with the Cincinnati Bengals on a one-year deal, his agents at @JLSports3 tell ESPN

Do yall train the workers to fake like yall giving out double protein ?@ChipotleTweets I’m getting tired of being ripped off

“This man, Cold Chad Henne, came off the bench bro, and crushed my dreams,” - Jarvis Landry is still not over the Browns 2020 playoff loss.

City really terrible lol

Idc what they look like im copping

Kawhi Leonard is now averaging a career-high 28.3 PPG in his 14th (!!) NBA season, per @NBAcrazystats. No player has EVER averaged a career-high in scoring this late in their career… Feels like Kawhi reached another prime. 🤯

DEVONTA SMITH REALLY TWEETED THIS IN 2018… AND YEARS LATER COOKED ELI APPLE IN PRIMETIME. LEGENDARY 💀💀💀

@SaksLikely Nah 3 a decent choice

If u got any other answer than 2 u can’t b trusted

@BillforTravel @DGiddensBurner Yes it is

@DGiddensBurner A pound isn’t personal use

Oats’ decisions here will let us know how serious he really is about efficiency. It was personal use. No scale, no firearm. The kid had a pound because that’s the most cost-efficient way to do it, coach.

🚨 JAY LENO JUST PULLED UP IN A CAR THAT RUNS ON PERFUME OR TEQUILA — AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A GIANT VACUUM Jay Leno just rolled up in one of the strangest cars ever built: the 1963 Chrysler Turbine Car, with bodies hand-built by Ghia in Italy. Instead of a normal piston engine, it uses a jet-style turbine. And when it starts up, it doesn’t rumble like a V8. It sounds like a giant vacuum cleaner spooling up. Then Leno shows the part that catches everyone off guard first. He puts a bottle of water on the engine while it’s running… and it barely ripples. Almost no vibration at all while the turbine spins. Then he explains why this car is so bizarre. The engine is designed to run on almost anything that burns: • Diesel • Kerosene • Jet fuel • Heating oil • Cooking oil Leno says when Chrysler took the car to Mexico, they ran it on tequila. When they brought it to France, they filled the tank with Chanel No.5 perfume. Only 9 of these Chrysler Turbine Cars are believed to still exist today. If your car could run on almost anything that burns... what would you try putting in the tank first?

Wrestling might be back

Kevin Durant's contract with the Rockets ends in 2028 Seattle's expansion franchise will begin play in 2028 The scriptwriters are cooking up the perfect retirement tour to usher in a new era of Seattle Basketball

The NBA Expansion Draft will follow these rules if Seattle and Las Vegas enter the league 🎱 🔶 Expansion teams will get to “steal” unprotected players from teams 🔶 Teams can protect 8 of their players 🔶 Teams can’t protect players on expiring contracts or restricted free agents 🔶 Only one player taken per team 🔶 Contracts transfer as they are 🔶 Expansion teams get good NBA Draft chances at No. 1 pick (via Legion Hoops)

The Thunder are expected to cede all Seattle-era history back to the SuperSonics, if NBA expansion is approved. (@BobbyMarks42)

The Minnesota Timberwolves or Memphis Grizzlies are expected to move to the Eastern Conference if expansion is approved, per @ShamsCharania

Cavs stupid