Air Traffic Andy

Nobody cares, work harder.

i read that 40% of americans don’t have $500 and stopped honking at people, these people gonna blow my head smooth off

Japan has a new stationmaster cat. The Wakayama Electric Railway Kishigawa Line is famous for its feline stationmasters. A new cat, Rokutama, has been appointed trainee stationmaster of 2 stations. Other cats received promotions. This is serious stuff.

Just like the Founding Fathers intended 🇺🇸😤🇺🇸

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

"Brahther you have flat tire"

not a flat earther not a round earther a third, more lumpy thing

SOMEONE HELP ME IM RAPTURING

FULL OF SOUP

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

I think I downloaded the wrong game 😭

@tolafolaa Bros never heard of Patagonia 💀

FAT

“godspeed” is just “inshallah” for white people

@dvsmclip 🫤

anyone who can run a sub 8 minute mile should get a massive tax deduction

DO BRONX EDIT 👻🇧🇷