Albert Niggemeyer v2

@jitLyang21 Bro😂😂😂

I got a two man for us. Dont ask for pictures though u either hungry or u not

@BraxRagingBull Gotta work on that, my backswing has always been hella quick

@AlbertNigs Slower backswing might help

Posted this expecting some critiques and all I got was my hbs commenting gifs of dudes fucking cop cars

@MNormal97287 @topflightboog_ Worse than being screwed over?

@topflightboog_ Wait till you hear what happened to Austin metcalf

Karmelo Anthony just got screwed over

Woke up to a wolf spider the size of Shaquille O’Neal crawling slightly above my pillow at 5:05 this morning. I was hammered and screamed like a little bitch then killed it and have been trembling ever since.

@neuteredtigerr Oh my fucking god it’s him

Cranking hog to the tampon wrapper my female coworker left in the bathroom trash can

@PeepdocketBrant Lies. I don’t get pussy!!!

This summer has consisted of me pretty much being @AlbertNigs cuck

@datboykwam Exactly. My life is literally over

@AlbertNigs Yea tf u mean glow up😂 im 22. Im only gonna get fat and have looser skin from here.

Black chick at the bar pulled me aside the other night to tell me “baby your glow up gon be insaneeee.” Just realized she basically called me chopped but inna respectful way. What the fuck? I didn’t know I needed a glow up

@millerlitekirk @EndWokeness 💀foe

@EndWokeness @AlbertNigs

Karmelo Anthony supporter: "What do I tell my 5 boys? What do we do now!?" Uh… don't murder?

@ThrobbyBoucher Gonna find who was involved in approving that and check out that #EarlyLifeSection

@AlbertNigs 🇮🇱

Some explain this to me. How the fuck is Sorsby about to be eligible 😭

@dieselduramax69 Just #GetABag in the meantime Keith‼️👍

@AlbertNigs Requested my refill Thursday and it’s still not ready (need to lock in on Minecraft)

Got my addys refilled (need to do some laundry today)

@ThirdOfThorn I’ve been fading laundry and consuming #HoursOfReels for the past #Week now and I appear to have no clean towels, pillowcases, or underwear.

@AlbertNigs Fade laundry and just get locked in on reels Albert

169 follower swing dox

@antbarbour92 Yes, no, yes, yes

1. NO, I SWEAR!!!!! 2. Wrote in Kanye 3. Only after getting the wrong order at a fast food place/in traffic 4. Not applicable, 20 years old with no gf

@ballhazin Lmao I seen ts earlier

@CoachMikeElder @beckyreedtard I was too late!!!

@AlbertNigs @beckyreedtard I was texting about it in the gc smh

Weak and feeble minds

You don’t need therapy as a man. You need a woman who respects you, 25mg of DHEA, 5mg of Tadalafil, and 1,000+ ng/dL of testosterone. Problems solved.