Alchemist, The Black Jew

@mbiti_mwondi @ASuruni Free range association

Saturdays are for family

@mbiti_mwondi @kong_a17 @AspireAfrika Hebu angalia karibu kama majeneza utengenezwa hapo karibu. Nguo zingine huitaji kuambiwa nani wanavalia.

First time wearing a suit in 7 years until @AspireAfrika came through. How do I look this blessed sabbath,Should I start doing suits?

@Dr_AustinOmondi You're not bothered with alcohol consumption in the country by young population,obesity state but you're certainly not comfortable with use of Viagra.@mbiti_mwondi can explain the link between Alcohol consumption and arousal. You explain the rest

I was having a discussion with my pharmacist friend and she observed that a higher number of young males come to buy Viagra as an over the counter medication now compared to years past. She sends most of them away but others even come with prescriptions for the same. Very scary.

WHEN he heard that Dr. Fred Matiang’i would be in Narok on May 2 for the homecoming ceremony of Jubilee Secretary-General Moitalel ole Kenta, he quickly organised a rally in Kajiado just to stage a supremacy contest in Maasai land. When he learned that Uhuru Kenyatta would be addressing hundreds of Jubilee delegates at the Kiambu Golf Club in Kiambu County on May 25, 2026, he quickly organised a presser at DCP headquarters and specifically set it for midday to share airtime with Uhuru. When he heard that Matiangi would be in Meru today, he hurriedly organised a meeting with DCP aspirants and politicians from Meru county. United Alternative Government indeed. This is a Ruto mole. Kila mtu ajifanyie campaigns atafute kura zake, watu wakutane mbele.

@jimNjue_ You're worse than tutam brigade

The Only Presidential Candidate i can vote for. If he’s not on the ballot, I will not waste my time.

@therealantoh Pork ya thate bob😅😅😅🙌

Oooh ako jela ooh amepeana logins. Ndio huyu mimi nimeendea pork niamze sherehe wewe shinda hapo na roho yako mbaya😂

@mbiti_mwondi @kong_a17 You simply said the Pharmacist holds the bottle while the clinician holds the pen. That is enough. Say no more.

My good book has something for pharmacists too,no one is left behind!

@ntvkenya Ati anaitwa Ruto🤣🤣🤣 Majina yalikosa

“Wakimuona wanamuita Ruto must go,” Mtoto aliyepewa jina la William Ruto akabiliwa na uhasama zurl.co/6HJ5V

@Branicemercy 🤣🤣🤣🙌

Who would have known The mighty Oluga would turn into a mutina Sad times indeed

If you earn 1 Million per month for 12 months=12Million 180 Million divide by 12=15 years. Assuming @fnoluga has been earning 1Million for 15 years since his graduation, he will be near 180M. But honestly, he was never earning that, how did he make 196Million??

@mbiti_mwondi Is a matter of time ukalie Nyasiiiiii

The Mwondis having fun 1:30 am,the weekend has started!

@Osama_otero Saddist wa Irungu Kangata nyamaza

Better than cabros

@ledamalekina Stop being foolish. Contigent fund, Count Emergency funds ni za kazi gani? Alafu pia SHA inasaidia nini. Ushuru inakuwanga ya kukula malaya. Kindly fuck off buoy!!

Just 50 bob from every Kenyan = 2.5 billion shillings for Ebola prevention. Let’s move…I will share the paybill 🐤

@Kimuzi_ Mbona unanikanyaga kwa kidonga. Q month since mune stalled but will be doing roofing

Usianze kujenga kama haujajipanga. Naelewa mbona Kuna nyumba zimestall kutoka 1970s Na hazijamalizwa.

@maragoligirl @KaberiaCommoner Around 1.5T while exiting 2022

@AlchemistKenya @KaberiaCommoner How much was Uhuru? Just asking please 🙏🏽.

Sakaja will be worth over 10bn by the time he leaves City Hall. Ndio maana Mike Sonko never goes broke ata akipeana pesa ngapi.

@cosmochoy Whoever will vote you is dead mentally

Vote Cosmo Choy, Vote Change. Embakasi East Deserves Better! Message approved 💯

Fine. If an intern is a student, let's honour that fully. Student hours. Monday to Friday, 8AM to 5PM. No weekends. No night calls. Public holidays off. And since students choose their institution, each intern studies from the hospital of their choice. Why deploy someone to Mbale when their family home is in Busheyi and can easily walk to Ishaka. A student selects where they learn. That is how education works. No more emergency calls at 2AM. No more covering wards alone on Sunday. No more C-sections at midnight. After all, a student cannot be held professionally liable. A student cannot be the last line of defence in a labour ward. A student cannot be the reason a mother survives the night. But the moment you strip the allowance, that is exactly what they become. A student. So let us be consistent. Either they are students, and we treat them accordingly. Or they are doctors, and we pay them accordingly. You do not get to call them students at the payroll office and doctors at the emergency ward. Pick one.

Dentists might have the best deal in healthcare. Patients actually book appointments, procedures are planned, emergencies are relatively rare and nobody calls them at 3 a.m because a molar is crashing.

@AlchemistKenya @KaberiaCommoner Enough to buy off kenya

“𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 '𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴'. 𝘞𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵.” — 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘛𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘪