Alex Whaley

Let us out

Remember those innocent animals you killed during the #DiabloIV Beta? We do.

Oh god, I'm rewatching Breaking Bad and the scene where Skylar sings happy birthday might be the cringiest scene in all of television history.

@Robin__tk Yoooo this sick! Best of luck Leo 💪

So I'm doing a thing! Imposter Syndrome is flaring up again, but gonna try my best ☺️

I hope with my entire existence that Ke Huy Quan wins best supporting actor tonight 🤞and I hope this is the catalyst for many more movies to come!

There's only one cure for being a sore loser. And that's to always win

I ate some of the best food I've ever eaten in my life up in Scotland the last few days - and then to tie it all off I got food poisoning the day I left 😭

Sitting down and eating slices of cheese is civilized. But sitting down and eating grated cheese is unhinged behaviour.

@elenip92 See my wrapping technique goes for quantity over quality.

All these companies are selling crisps - "now with 50% less Fat"! Where's the "now with 50% more Fat" option? I'm here for a good time not a long time.

Why does basically nowhere screen A24 films in London? Anyone want to start an indie cinema with me?

Hear me out - Bardcore music festivals. Everyone wears renaissance fashion, drinks honey mead and camps in those old school tents all whilst listening to sweet bardcore remixes.

@DeanoMachino14 You say ruined, I say diversified.

I don't know if TV comedy will ever be better than Malcom in the Middle

God damn Game Dev Twitter can really be a pit of narcissism

If you have more than 1,080 hours in a video game, you've played it longer than Liz Truss was Prime Minister of the UK

Turns out I can just cash it in instead and do a runner 😂

Oh fuck I won the satellite event to get into the UKIPT London main event. What do I do now, I didn't plan this far ahead.

I heard the electric water and gas renovations at Buckingham palace are already years behind schedule. Glad the royal family aren't exempt from getting the traditional British tradesperson experience.

@feline_dacat Can't wait to fill my soul with spicy soup in the weeks to come ❤️

Anyone got any good London hotpot recommendations?