Alison Monteith

@DreyfusJames And who drops the food on the pavement eh guys???

Larry, Curly & Moe here shouting at trees & pigeons… “We don’t want trees. They bring pigeons…” 🤣 Gawd almighty…. they should take a walk through the forest of Covent Garden or the shires of Tottenham Court Road…

Quote: 'Did you know when I was 16, the government made an agreement with me, that if I paid National Insurance every week, they would give me a pension when I was 60 I kept my end of the deal and am still paying in!! On the 5th and 6th of June, the UK Government may be made to give back the right to retire at 60 to all those women who worked and paid their National Insurance. Currently their pension payout is delayed until 66 or 67 depending on date of birth. We all know that the pension age for women born in the sixties has been raised. Did you know a campaign called ‘Back to 60 Movement’ has won the right to a Judicial Review and is taking the DWP to the High Court? On the 5th and 6th June they will attempt to get women justice over non consultation in raising the pensionable age to 66 and above. Michael Mansfield QC will lead the case and the argument for the movement. However, there does not appear to be any media coverage regarding this significant event. That is why we’re raising the awareness now. Let's hope for justice rightly deserved. There appears to be a media blackout on this issue, which suggests that the government have put a block on the media reporting it. So let’s use social media for what it’s good at - share the hell out of this. Come on ladies - this is worth a great deal to you!' PLEASE, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE

@JoolzDenby I’ve been missing the crows

@uricohenisrael And what are you doing about this @ShabanaMahmood - I voted for you as we were persuaded this would keep the fanatic out and this is what we get??

Birmingham Islamic preacher, Astar Rashid, told his followers that the Muslims of Birmingham “should show no mercy” to the football fans from Tel Aviv. And the British police just announced that it is not capable of protecting the Jewish fans. The UK has a big problem

@AlexanderJBrock Thank goodness! Then allow unamplified registered busking.

Proposals to crack down on busking and street preaching in the heart of Birmingham have moved closer to approval birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-…

Don’t let @BhamCityCouncil gaslight you @bbcmtd @bbcwm in spite of four calls to report uncollected household waste this is building up under the windows of a home. They are NOT collecting waste. Flies, gulls rats.

So @BBCBreakfast @newswatchbbc idiot tourist old enough to know better destroys artwork and beats a hasty retreat. Presenter finds this hilarious and suggests it may improve the piece. We are used to the trivialising and low brow coverage now but seriously? Moronic response.

@FFS_WhatNow Hips don’t lie

Imagine spending thousands of pounds on surgery, and the only thing you pass as is a pissed up scarecrow on Newky ale. x.com/TheGriftReport…

@jordanbhx And all amplified to ear bleeding level.

Good. I’m fed up of walking through town and having 14 different fantasists trying to claim my soul when everyone knows I sold it a number of years ago to be 25 forever. birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-…

@theneonrequiem Hips don’t lie.

"You don't know someone's chromosomes unless you have them tested" "Even biological sex is a spectrum" "Some gender non-conforming gay people get mistaken for the opposite sex all the time" That's great - which one is definitely a man and why? 🤷🏼‍♂️

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Pornbot

Aria, the companion robot What are your thoughts

@sharrond62 🙄

Of course they are …

Sure, I'll bite. In several ways, actually: First, you understand that trans activism seeks to erase "sex" as a definable category right? After all, if any male can simply identify into the female sex simply by saying "I identify as a woman" than "sex" has no real meaning as a definable identity group. And then you understand that the ONLY defining trait of homosexuals is same-SEX attraction, yes? By definition, if we eliminate 'sex' we eliminate 'same-sex attraction ', and by extension, homosexuals. We don't ACTUALLY eliminate them, of course, the real life homosexuals who actually exist would still exist. We've just forced them back in the closet by removing their only way to define themselves. And if they can't legally define themselves, they cannot legally protect themselves as a group. I'm surprised this needs to be said, but yes, rolling back the legal rights of homosexuals is homophobic. As if that wasn't bad enough, trans activism is a primary driver of medical gay conversion therapy, by attempting to surgically convert gender non-conforming gay teens into their "straight" counterpart. Confused feminine gay boys and butch lesbians get brainwashed with the pseudo religious belief that all humans have a metaphysical , innate "gendered soul" that is separate and distinct from the body, and that this metaphysical "gender soul" is sometimes a different sex than someone's physical sexed body. Once they fill their head with that poison, they convince these gay kids the dangerous lie that their gender non conformity means that they're ACTUALLY the opposite sex (and thus, "straight"). So a masculine butch lesbian is told she's ACTUALLY a man. And since she's now a man attracted to women - voila! - through the magic of trans alchemy, we have successfully converted a butch lesbian into a "straight" man. Again, I'm surprised this needs to be said, but medically converting young gay teens into their "straight" counterpart is hella homophobic. To sum up: Gender ideology seeks to roll back LGB rights by making it impossible for homosexuals to legally define themselves, and then it sterilizes and mutilates gender non-conforming gay teens in an impossible attempt at medically converting them to their straight counterpart. Humans cannot change sex, we ALL know this (even the ones pretending that they don't) and we are destroying thousands of people's lives when we pretend to believe these hateful lies. A better question is, how can you NOT Transgendersim as profoundly homophobic?

@DreyfusJames This is such crap. I’m a 66 year old woman and have my hair cut by a barber no drama. Someone wants to be special.

*Ping! “Good afternoon. What can I do for you today?” “I’d like a haircut, please.” “Take a seat. I’ll be with you in a moment.” No curtain call. No bows. No applause, I’m afraid. It’s a haircut. Not Wagner’s “Ring Cycle”….

@HazelAppleyard_ Boo hoo

Cheating bloke Valentina Petrillo says “Don't treat tr&ns people badly. We suffer. It's not fair.” What do you have to say back to him? 🤭

Sport should be competed in by sex. It is not at all complicated @lisanandy Girls & women get a tiny slice of the sports cake & now you @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer are telling them they also don’t get fair sport. This does not happen to men in mens sport! We are NOT less worthy

@IslesKate Rarely in my experience

@DawnButlerBrent Which is precisely why so many women are spoiling their ballot papers. Wrong side of history Dawn.

Not all Black women think the same. I agree with David Tennant. That's it, that's the tweet.

@HazelAppleyard_ Reader, I married him.

Has anyone ever started to date a long-term friend? How did it go? Me and my guy best friend (of 12 years) seem to be giving things a go. But I suppose I'm finding the transition from best friends, to more, strange. We've always had crushes on each other, but when can that be expected to begin increasing? Obviously those feelings aren't going to magically appear overnight. But it's a new experience for me to be kind of waiting on it and seeing if it will happen? Anyone been in a similar situation? Curious to find out if there's a chance or whether transitioning from long-term besties to romantic partners is going to be *just too weird*, or that the feelings won't progress past what has already been there the whole time?

@jordanbhx The Tories gleefully will use Birmingham as a big stick against Labour in the GA. When they have stripped funding for 10+ years.

Thurrock and Croydon (both Tory) were bailed out by govt. That brutality and pain is something the government have chosen to impose on Birmingham. They intend to make Brummies’ lives as difficult as possible in an attempt to bolster their election campaign messaging.