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Trump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

Pete Hegseth: The problem with Iran is it spends money on weapons and missiles instead of improving life for their people. Self awareness of a potato

Y'ALL NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THIS NOW

Russia's foreign intelligence (SVR) offered to stage a fake assassination attempt on Victor Orban to aid his election. Anyone now wondering if similar occurred in the 2024 US election?

This hits so hard knowing that Ghislaine Maxwell’s dad published all the history books we grew up with in school

Your brain at 2 AM writing a paper you started at 10 PM is operating in a neurochemical state that most productivity systems spend thousands of dollars trying to replicate. Sleep deprivation suppresses your prefrontal cortex. That's the region responsible for self-criticism, second-guessing, and the voice that says "this paragraph isn't good enough." At 2 AM, that voice goes quiet. Not because you've achieved some zen state. Because the hardware running it is shutting down for the night and you won't let it. Meanwhile the deadline is dumping norepinephrine and cortisol into your system, which narrows your attention to a single point. Your brain physically cannot multitask in that state. No checking your phone. No opening a new tab. The stress response has commandeered every available resource and pointed it at the Google Doc. Lowered inhibition plus chemically forced single-task focus. That combination is almost identical to what Csikszentmihalyi documented across 30 years of flow state research. Clear goal, immediate feedback, challenge matched to skill. A 12-page paper due in 8 hours hits all three criteria by accident. The lo-fi beats matter more than people think. Repetitive audio at 60-70 BPM synchronizes with resting heart rate and suppresses novelty-seeking circuits. You stop hearing it within minutes. It becomes an auditory wall that blocks interruption without costing you any cognitive load. It's the cheapest sensory deprivation chamber ever built. And the black coffee at midnight is pharmacologically different from your morning cup. Your adenosine levels have been building all day, so the caffeine is fighting a much stronger sleep signal. The subjective experience of "wired but calm" at 1 AM is a different drug interaction than alert-at-9-AM. Same molecule, completely different neurochemical environment. Every semester, twice a semester, four years straight. That's 40 sessions of accidental deep work before anyone had a name for it. The grade was an A- because the conditions were perfect. Not despite the chaos. Because of it.

Ha, this is seriously the most fucking politician thing ever to do - "oh we came up with something shitty that will burden Americans and we are concerned about that? Let's just exempt the Boomers!" Curiously, they are worried about young leftists who strategically withhold votes

“What stocks should I buy right now” Bro you need to be planting cabbage

i smoke weed so regularly i forget that i can still go to jail for this shit.

I’ve decided that marijuana and lesbian activities are going to solve my problems

I’ve always secretly dreamed of Chiitan knowing I existed

Every Ice agent and every male prison employee should be required to provide DNA so that they can be matched up to their kids for child support. And criminal prosecution

Chuck Norris is dead? The same one who endorsed pedophiles Donald Trump & Roy Moore, propped up the Obama birther conspiracy, was outspoken in his hatred for gays & Muslims, and was obsessed with Netanyahu, guns & Mike Huckabee? I’ll save my thoughts & prayers, thanks.

If I directed this episode I would have made his phone ring and play Cough Syrup #thepitt

me: ok i still love santos but i will say expecting langdon to essentially do a tour of shame through the hospital ritually whipping himself is kind of crazy friend: well…she was probably raised catholic right

Did you guys see this? Fox is merging America's flag with Israel’s

When the Japanese live translation goes silent because the translators are too stunned to repeat your Pearl Harbor “joke” to the Japanese PM, you’ve officially reached a new level of diplomatic failure. Those seconds of silence were the most honest reaction of the day.

I was confused because I thought the Duggar pedo was already in prison but you mean to tell me that a forced culture of purity, obedience, and abstinence with minimal sexual education or bodily autonomy created MULTIPLE predators? Well consider me just shocked shocked shocked.

Netanyahu is not alive. It took 8 years to confirm the death of Ariel Sharon, former Prime Minister of Israel. It’s also known that on March 11 at 5:45am, a USAF C-17 departed from Tel Nof. It’s a “flying hospital.” Destination: Germany. The timing matches an emergency evacuation after a bombing that radar couldn’t fully hide. The C-17 landed in Ramstein at 10:15am. Landstuhl hospital activated VIP protocols, closed the maternity ward, and cleared entire floors. Either he’s in critical condition or he’s already buried.

Joe Kent was like "we're fighting this war for Israel" and Trump cultists responded "traitor!" and then an hour later Trump was like "these fkn Israelis keep blowing shit up we didn't agree to" And they still can't figure out that Joe told the truth!? How is that even possible!