Alex Finn

World cup cops: if the crowd gets unruly, remind them that they're watching soccer and they'll fall asleep immediately.

nintendo just unveiled a handheld, 3-D gaming system. i already have one of those - it's called a deck of cards.

@danieltosh i want to what you in the but what what

@StephenAtHome YOU RULE!!!!!(not as jewish as John Stewart though)

in honor of oil-soaked birds, 'tweets' are now 'gurgles. http://bit.ly/cIhZNf

@danieltoshawsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dick <(^.^)>

@danieltosh http://twitpic.com/1mzekk - hey where is that episode of cribbs you prmised to make when you got famous that you promised on you

@danieltosh hey where is that episode of cribbs you prmised to make when you got famous that you promised on your stand up routine

@danieltosh http://twitpic.com/1mzekk - your about as thick as the hulks penis so more ripped yes ripped right down the middle

@danieltosh whichever one is not black

@danieltosh http://twitpic.com/1mzekk - sorry for all the posts accedent dont let that stop you from putting thi

@danieltosh http://twitpic.com/1mzekk - your about as thick as the increadible Hulks Penis

@tonyhawk lol

@danieltosh your as thick as the Hulks penis Tosh

Hi

@GregLutzka saw that they kickd bootie

@tonyhawk yeah lol but movie sounds good cant wait to see it

tosh.o is awsome dwag

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