Ash Williams

砂があったら描きたくなっちゃうよね△

I'll NEVER wonder

@AngryBubbleLuig Oh my god I’ve missed you

@AshElJefe Drop it like it's hot

1 2 3 4, I declare an Uroboros

@WeskerWasker Why are you rhyming

@AshElJefe Too bad, so sad

@TheyHateCalvin @DeadbyDaylight Groovy!

@AshElJefe @DeadbyDaylight Ash can you say groovy

Something escaped.

@WeskerWasker Here’s your T-Virus, man. With free antiviral or whatever

@AshElJefe Finally, my mail is here

Open the door.

@WeskerWasker Mmmmh 🤤

@AshElJefe Fries are done

Notification

@1978Strode I have what Feng calls, “plot armor” 🙂‍↕️

@AshElJefe Oh dear... it’s amazing how you are still healthy and alive! Those blood can’t be clean 😭

@1978Strode Whenever I kill deadites, for some reason their bodies just SPEW blood everywhere. Like. It’s technically not even possible but it happens. So I think I’ve spent 80% of my life just covered in blood 🤔

@AshElJefe Yikes... I am more concerned about why you have tasted plenty of blood before!?

@1978Strode I mean, I’ve tasted plenty of blood before, but this one’s kind of.. sweet? Still iron-y, but also sweet? I think the Entity messed up the blood recipe

@AshElJefe ... Oh dear... It has got to taste horrible... like iron rust 😵

@1978Strode Haha, yeah.. I was REALLY high and thought it was fancy water. It’s not. In other news, I have gained an UNRELATED taste for blood

@AshElJefe ... You... actually drank it!? Trevor said that it's blood!!!

@1978Strode Oh yeah, been there.. can’t recommend. It’s not tasty AT ALL

@AshElJefe Ah well, apart from missing home, all is good! I almost drank out of the blood pump tho… thought the bright red liquid is juice…

@taurie_cain You lookin’ in the mirror?

@AshElJefe Ew

@1978Strode Laurie! Good to see you again. Been doing pretty good. Lots of trials.. what about you!

@AshElJefe *opens the door* Why hello there fellow final survivor! How have you been, Ash?

@salamimiiii @DeadbyDaylight Meet me behind Coldwind Farm in 10

@AshElJefe @DeadbyDaylight can me have one?

@AerialHero117 @DeadbyDaylight Meet me behind Crotus Prenn in 5

@AshElJefe @DeadbyDaylight Bet lemme get one