………should I be concerned that my mouth is now tingling? is this just bc humans were not made to consume a metric fuckton of kiwi in one sitting, or is this like how people find out they’re allergic to pineapple?
should I be eating 6 kiwi in one go over my kitchen counter at 3am?? perhaps not. but they were on the verge of being too ripe and we don’t waste food. who’s going to stop me?? god??
My favorite colleague’s favorite schtick is to find any available opportunity to call me a vampire, and we are having a v lax afternoon-long meeting to cap our team ending…..on Halloween. I hope she loves me like I love her cause I got a 10 min gap to throw something together 👀