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@Egocider how old is Jailbird now? My Baby Ackie arrives Sunday, and after prepping for months i could not be more excited to meet them.

feeding and petting my baby ackie monitor! This helps him get comfortable with being handled. The gloves are a bit dramatic, he's really really nice. But he usually uses my hand to "paintbrush" bug guts and its kind of gross 😭

@Looking20610601 @stephkieee @DayZ because it completely fucks over hundreds of communities and modded servers

@stephkieee @DayZ Why are you even complaining about this?? It's been announced months ago it was coming and now it's here so stfu and get on with it 🤔

📢Good news Survivors, Update 1.29 is set to release onto all platforms on the 8th of April (tomorrow) This update will come with a full wipe to servers and characters. We also recommend community servers to wipe for a smooth update. Thank you for your patience and apologies for the short notice, now get out there and ensue chaos like no tomorrow!

@WarMonitor3 what are we gunna do lmao, our only deployable boat just had to dock because it stopped working, again.

Chile has just backed Argentinas renewed claims on the British Falkland Islands. Good luck with that...

@PolitlcsUK what an absolute fucking embarrassment. "Britannia rules the waves" Britannia couldn't enforce order over a duck pond with the shocking decline of our once proud Navy.

🚨 BREAKING: UK warship HMS Dragon has been forced to withdraw in order to be repaired at port after experiencing issues with its fresh water supplies

@dyrewoof "poltergeist puppuccino. nonbinary nightmare." yeah, Asmon might be on to something actually.

why yes, i WILL unfollow you if you follow asmongold. he literally thinks people like me deserve to be dead.

@narindertweets @ShabanaMahmood Narinder, since you know so much about Tommy, can you provide me literally any clip of the man being racist? (islam is not a race)

Now the UK has set a standard I look forward to @ShabanaMahmood banning Tommy Robinson and his racist marches in the near future. You ban one. You ban ALL.

because we have a grand total of like 1 submarine, 1 destroyer, 1 carrier with not enough planes and 6 frigates ready for immediate service if we abandon any other duties they may have elsewhere. the rest are in long term repair or are river class offshore patrol boats. we have almost double the amount of admirals than we do actual boats.

If Iran can charge $2 MILLION per ship to sail through the Straight of Hormuz, Why can't we charge ships to sail through the English Channel? It's the world's busiest shipping lane, we'd make trillions of pounds. What do you think?

@Conservatives "ban doctor strikes" what do they think this accomplishes? if the doctors cannot protest their poor treatment, well, we can't FORCE them to keep being doctors. what do we do when we ban doctor strikes and they just say "fuck it" and quit to go work in another sector?

Soldiers can’t strike. The police can’t strike. Neither should doctors. The next Conservative government will ban these strikes, for good.

@Conservatives if they don't stripe for fair pay and treatment now, you'll find there is a complete collapse in recruits shortly down the line. you know, kinda like how you made the military a shitty place to work and now they cannot hire.

@Ciaranxo this isn't going the way you wanted, is it?

Oh no! Who will sexually assault the locals!?

@nyaraVT its all fun and games until your drafted, and you will be, because you are a man.

Threatening us with a good time.

@LichVtuber @Awk20000 he's got the exact same right to speak as the rest of us, plenty of ways to filter out what you don't want to hear rather than wishing them silenced.

@Awk20000 When will this guy stfu

Asmongold on why he thinks male VTubers serve no purpose relative to female VTubers "Male VTubers are over? Uh based..Vtubing is all about girls..a female activity..it's like a clever use of game mechanics..where women can stream without having to be hot" "If u look at the top 100 male streamers, lot of ugly dudes..if u look at the top 100 female streamers, every single one at least above average..reason why, guys watch girls bc they're hot" "Male VTubers serve no purpose..value ppl get out of Vtubing, is fantasy of the character..basically every single unattractive girl that's successful in streaming is a VTuber..maybe there’s a couple exceptions on TikTok or something”

@gh0stmp4 Just a bunny at Easter by pure convenience.

stop asking me if im the easter bunny. im not. i already stole all of ur chocolate .

@CharlieSansom now say it about Allah.

The King may not have given you an Easter message but I have one for you: God isn’t real. Humans have been praying for millennia and if we search through the history books there is no redemption arc, no saviour and no possibility that your ‘creator’ loves you. Happy Easter.

@Red_Fiore This is Juniper's actual Discord profile, note the Jupi tag, spelling, nitro emerald badge and the # badge that shows "Originally known as Egocider#2494. if it's missing any of that it's not the real one.

So um I got a discord friend request from the below... Pretty sure this isn't actually them, cause no way would they have randomly friended me when we have 0 mutual friends nor servers

@KalBonner @GBPolitcs @TheSun how truly un politically correct of him to have armed guards. part and parcel and all that. shocked that he won't just let himself be stabbed to death like he expects of any other citizen of London.

@GBPolitcs @TheSun What does Sadiq Khan need armed guards for, in the safest city in the universe, or possibly the galaxy?

🚨NEW: Armed police officers guarding London Mayor Sir Sadiq Khan left a bag containing guns on the street outside his home Five officers are believed to have forgotten the holdall, which was found on the kerbside at around 9:30pm on Tuesday [@TheSun]

@Heccles94 @Nigel_Farage correct, he is a coward man who cannot stand the spotlight not being on him, and he will happily change his ideals day to day to get power. the real way is to vote Restore.

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

who has more people working for them? Elon musk, or Dave the carpenter? We might survive as a race without billionaires, but we'd never have things like mass vehicle production or space missions or satellites, hell, you wouldn't even be able to voice your retard opinion to the 30k that have seen it without them

Billionaires do not create jobs. Stop saying it. Without billionaires, we would still build things, design things, teach things, sell things, buy things. Billionaires capitalise profits. That's it.

@Neccccy by "him" we are talking about the lion, correct?

Would you help him if you had a rifle?

@areyoflight still scared of the shadow monster that is reform? you have NO idea what is coming. Restore Britain, that is the way.

VOTE Reform if you want to: ❌ Privatise the NHS 🏥💸 ❌ Rip up workers’ rights & employment protections 💥 ❌ Scrap the Equality Act & DEI rules protecting women, disabled & minorities 🗑️ ❌ Ditch net zero, burn more fossil fuels & ignore the climate 🚀🌍 ❌ Slash public services & civil service while cutting taxes for the rich 💷 Basically Liz Truss on steroids - but with Farage at the wheel. What could possibly go wrong? 😬