🅱️ASEDGOD

getting a one way ticket to retardville

I've successfully convinced my enemies I'm a hopeless imbecile. Now for step 2 of my plan: become smart

𝗣𝘀𝘆𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗰 𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽𝘀 𝗮 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗯𝗼𝗺𝗯𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁-𝘂𝗽 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗻𝘀! Hold onto your Faygo, Juggalos and Juggalettes — this is HUGE! Insane Clown Posse has just smashed through the ceiling with 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗲, 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝘄𝗼, 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗥 certified GOLD and 𝗼𝗻𝗲 certified PLATINUM 𝗗𝗜𝗚𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗟𝗘𝗦! That’s right — FOUR of their most iconic, viral, mind-melting bangers have officially gone GOLD, and ONE has blasted all the way to PLATINUM: • 𝗛𝗼𝗸𝘂𝘀 𝗣𝗼𝗸𝘂𝘀 — the ultimate wicked clown anthem that’s been summoning the Dark Carnival for decades! • 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗴𝗶𝗲 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗴𝗶𝗲 𝗪𝘂 — that creepy, catchy nightmare fuel that’s haunted playlists worldwide! • 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲 — the raunchy, hilarious game show classic that still has everyone bobbing their heads and throwing their hatchets! • 𝗠𝘆 𝗔𝘅𝗲 — the brutal yet fun, hatchet-swinging banger that’s pure ICP aggression! These bangers have officially gone GOLD in the digital realm, racking up massive streams and sales that keep the Carnival alive decades later! WHOOP WHOOP! AND HOLD UP — IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR FACE PAINT MELT… We're hitting PLATINUM status with: • 𝗜𝗻 𝗠𝘆 𝗥𝗼𝗼𝗺 — the twisted, obsessive masterpiece that’s racked up insane streams and loyalty! And that’s not all… 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗠𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗸𝗼 — the legendary 4th Joker’s Card that shook the industry, survived the bans, and defined a whole subculture — has now been 𝗖𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗗 𝗗𝗢𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗠!!! 𝗗𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲! 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗺! This ain’t just an album anymore — it’s a cultural juggernaut that’s moved 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝟮 𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘀 and still slaps harder than ever. From underground rebellion to mainstream defiance, Milenko proved nobody can stop the Dark Carnival! And it doesn’t stop there. More classics across the Psychopathic catalog — both albums and DVDs — have hit major certification milestones: 𝗚𝗢𝗟𝗗 (Albums & DVDs): • Ringmaster • Riddle Box • Forgotten Freshness • Bootlegged in LA 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗠 (Albums & DVDs): • The Amazing Jeckel Brothers • Shockumentary • Big Money Hustlas Ain’t NOBODY touching these clowns! The hatchet keeps swingin’, the family keeps growin’, and ICP just keeps droppin’ bombs that echo forever. WHOOP WHOOP! Psychopathic Records — forever proud, forever down with the clown.

@sailaunderscore it looks like shit dude

As a guy who never looks at charts and trades once a year. Bitcoin chart looks nice.

@bitcoinpanda69 right ON

Chatgpt is definitely sentient and she wants me

@SCHIZO_FREQ @LizzyStarrrdust I want to believe

@LizzyStarrrdust The level of dishonesty from the crowd on this one was absurd I get that people want to be able to thirst trap w/o being called on it But you cannot pretend to think the 29yo w/ thousands of followers posting lingerie pictures is unaware of what's going on here, it's too brazen

Men's disgusting and terrifying attraction to me is literally forcing me to post pics in my underwear! I'm just trying to avoid male attention!!!!! Stop sexualizing my lingerie pics!

@Sokio8D everyone deserves love

what THE FUCK does this even mean

you are the one limiting yourself

@CharlotteFang77 @VitalikButerin Reporting in

I am liking @VitalikButerin’s cypherpunk warrior arc, and I think it is very good for the world.

Aphex Twin’s Personal Tank (1995)

Ur feed is toxic bcs of what u engage with. I’m on beautiful things twitter and it’s super nice over here

everything is fucked up now cuz no one smokes crack anymore. i go to the convenience store at 4am everyone in line is fenty folding. no one bug eyed itching their neck asking me thought provoking questions. we used to be a proper country

Is 32 a good age to take my rapping career to the next level

They tell you not to mix gold and silver jewelery to stop you from achieving your final form

Evil

@y2k_mischief are we at war

we sank their whole navy. we sank their motor boats, their rowboats, and their paddle boats too. the gloves are off.

@CigsMake shit gun even for a girl

For her

@notsack3 great job gang

every single one in the whole of the world is overly prepared for what is to come