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For Canada Day, Survivors Plan On Trying To Remember What Pre-Zombie Apocalypse Nation-States Were #PleaseStayCalm

Despite Contrary Evidence, Tea Party-Sponsored Zombie Outbreak "Tribunal" Links Virus "110%" To Obamacare #PleaseStayCalm

Zombie Apocalypse Means Oil No Longer World Economy Lifeblood, Now 4th After Canned Food, Hitting Sticks #PleaseStayCalm

Facebook Shares Tumble As Zombie Virus Renders Account Holders Mindless In Less Commercially Viable Ways #PleaseStayCalm

I just investigated Swamp and found 35 zombies. Time to clear them out! #PleaseStayCalm

Ironic Twist: Well-Entrenched Former-Mexican Drug Cartels Protect Borders Against American Zombie Hordes #PleaseStayCalm

A Year In Photos: Looking Back On The Bleakness, The Rampant Undead Cannibalism That Was 2014... #PleaseStayCalm

For Canada Day, Survivors Plan On Trying To Remember What Pre-Zombie Apocalypse Nation-States Were #PleaseStayCalm

Sledgehammer: Increases by 175% the chance a companion nicknames you "Thor". #PleaseStayCalm

Bored Zombie Survivor Groups Seize Fireworks Warehouse, Consciously Plan "Most Obnoxious July 4th Ever" #PleaseStayCalm

Celebrity Zombification Watch: Lindsay Lohan Before/After, Can You Tell The Difference? #PleaseStayCalm

Zombie Kate Middleton Still Looks Great, Zombie Pippa "Total Mess" #PleaseStayCalm

Out Of Touch Mitt Romney Calls Zombies "Frankensteins"; When Corrected, Blankly Smiles Into Oblivion #PleaseStayCalm

The Utility Man: Taped it together out of literally the first two things you saw in your garage. #PleaseStayCalm

Baseball Bat: Baseball Bats retain an important place in both "American Pastimes": Baseball and Zombie-Killing. #PleaseStayCalm

Is Entry Into Safe "Green Zones" fair? "Green Zone" residents say "Absolutely!" #PleaseStayCalm

Zombie-Apocalypse Skeptic Thinks "It's Just One Of Those Dumb Flash Mob Things" #PleaseStayCalm

I just investigated The Cosy Bar and found 25 zombies. Time to clear them out! #PleaseStayCalm

I just investigated The Not So Magic Mace and found 17 zombies. Time to clear them out! #PleaseStayCalm

I just investigated PSNI - Strandtown and found 9 zombies. Time to clear them out! #PleaseStayCalm