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Today is the proudest day of my life. I successfully took a picture of me high fiving myself

@RyRyAsianGuy Take out my trash

hey guys, haleigh made me sad cry on valentine’s day. what should her punishment be

@RyRyAsianGuy Change your oil and rotate for tires (your light has been on for a while now, come on man)

@RyRyAsianGuy Write a best selling novel and give you all royalties

@RyRyAsianGuy Volunteer at the local soup kitchen

@RyRyAsianGuy Harry Potter marathon but it’s all in Spanish

@RyRyAsianGuy She has to take a shot every time you die in Valorant

@RyRyAsianGuy Cranberries

@RyRyAsianGuy She has to steal the moon

@RyRyAsianGuy Travel to Mecca, taking pictures and keeping a journal along the way, then creating a scrapbook for her own personal enjoyment when she reminisces on the life changing trip 30 years from now

@RyRyAsianGuy She has to create a band and do a perfect rendition of YMCA by the Village People (costumes and all)

@RyRyAsianGuy She has to move to Canada

@RyRyAsianGuy Death by puppies.

@RyRyAsianGuy She has to get a full 8 hours of sleep, eat a healthy breakfast, lunch and dinner, get at least 30 minutes of exercise, and at least 30 minutes of natural sunlight

@RyRyAsianGuy Brush your teeth

@RyRyAsianGuy Snowball fight, but she has to travel to get the snow

@RyRyAsianGuy You have to make her dinner

@RyRyAsianGuy She has to follow you around with an umbrella until October in case it starts raining while you’re outside

@RyRyAsianGuy She’s not allowed to fall asleep until she can juggle 3 balls consistently. (One stipulation being if she knows how to juggle already, the number is raised by 2)

@RyRyAsianGuy She has to do your taxes