BSides Pyongyang

We less than 2 days away from #BSidesPyongyang ! Tune in at 10:30 AM on 18 November to our Twitch or YouTube streams. Register to stay up to date: eventbrite.com/e/bsides-pyong…

🚨#BREAKING: Kim Jong-un has officially won the North Korea’s parliamentary elections with votes totaling 99.93% of the votes.

We did it comrades! 🫡 (The 0.07% has been sent to the re-education camp.)

We’re now in the final production stage of the @Malmons_World USB Keychains! 🥳 Pre-order the ILOVEYOU + Flame USB Keychains set on Kickstarter Pledge Manager (kickstarter.com/projects/lambd…) and receive a free ILOVEYOU or Flame rubber strap! ❤️🔥 Estimated fulfillment: April 2026 🎁

Bring your stickers.... Even the ones that probably shouldn’t be on a corporate laptop. Sticker swap + community meetup at #BSidesMaine. The hallway track starts @ bsidesmaine.org. Don't miss it.

hat collection grows @uwu_underground

Ever seen a North Korean 5 won note before? 🇰🇵

Right mix of analyst and management ?? 😭😭😎🫣

@GrahamHelton3 @BSidesPyongyang @LambdaMamba youtu.be/EmJ9IiwFWmw?t=… Should be timestamped but the whole event was amazing. I will def tag in @rekdt and @HimugLamuh for this as well. Honestly everyone did an amazing job.

@GrahamHelton3 From @BSidesPyongyang , @LambdaMamba 's keynote

Peeled Kim

@kmcnam1 Clearly about to get caught watching the @BSidesPyongyang @uwu_underground live performance.

We may accept Bitcoin and zero days as a form of payment for KimBuBus at #BSidesPyongyang2026.

@cheddar420yolo KimBuBu loyalty is expressed in bitcoin and crimes 💝

@BSidesPyongyang under the laws governing Our People, we get Our KimBuBu from merch store in exchange for our undying Party Loyalty, yes? 😂

Behold, we’ve actually started making (literal) KimBuBus.

@gcvftw @Malmons_World @beensquatted This role be more suitable @gcvftw 🫡

@Malmons_World @BSidesPyongyang @beensquatted

Petya Malmons Squatting contest! 🏋️ (We may be looking for a professional squatter who can squat inside the Petya costume…! 👀) @beensquatted

Stay tuned for the super exclusive KimBuBus at #BSidesPyongyang2026! 🙋🏻

We’re hiring a Chief Mascot Officer: - Wear the KimBuBu fursuit at events and sell KimBuBus - Cheering Squad provided - Heatstroke insurance not provided - Bulletproof vest not provided

Every 1 like = 10 likes in DPRK, so we’re actually gonna make KimBuBus for #BSidesPyongyang2026. 🇰🇵

More ILOVEYOU @Malmons_World goodies coming soon…! 💕 So far I’ve designed and manufactured samples of ILOVEYOU plushies, USBs, rubber straps, and enamel pins! 💕 The USB keychains pre-order is open for another 24 hours on Kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/lambd…

Which KimBuBu would you get?

100+ likes and we’ll actually make and sell these KimBuBus for #BSidesPyongyang2026!