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@TheHauskarl @HuddsPrsrvtnSoc 'Spoons country' fukken lmao

@HuddsPrsrvtnSoc Then they roared "this is 'Spoons country now, chud" and with a swish of their capes, they were gone. Very sad. Many such cases.

@Notsu311406 GN NOTSU SWEET DREAMS I LOVE U

Bye anyway

@NuttiMcFrutti GN

GN Frens

@TheEbonyMaw Your son isn't called Skyrim?

Driving my 6y/o son somewhere, playing music on my phone. Son: Dad? Me: Yeah? Son: What’s this music from? Me: Oh, it’s from a game called Skyrim. It’s a fantasy game with swords & dragons & stuff. I played it well over 10 years ago. Son: Oh wow. Me: Yeah this is the music that plays whenever a dragon comes to fight you. Son: Oh! Me: Yea. Son:…..Dad? Me: Uh huh? Son: Can I watch you play Skyrim? Me: I mean… I would have to buy it. Son: You should buy Skyrim. (Guess I’m gonna play Skyrim soon.)

@macroschema How @Howlingmutant0 will the length his prison sentence is

Indians are so damn weird and absurd

@Notsu311406 LOOK AT HER GO!

SO I TURNED OFF PRIVATE MODE NOTSU311406 MODE.

it seems i need to go private to pump coins....

@NewtownHooker Your looksmatch

never going on a dating app again. what the fuck is this bro 🫩

@InvictusVi Buying spider cunny on the company credit card

@TFTHFC @RupertLowe10 @groo32826 Connected via > based in x

@Barmcaker @RupertLowe10 @groo32826 Stick to Switzerland x

I voted in Parliament to have Starmer investigated.

@ohcrapohno Let mom find the load boost so she doesn't seek the piss draw. Man lost the battle to win the war

Tfw you're late for nutella tricks class

🤯 @KevinJames what's the lore!?

@satyanadella S L O P

Agent Mode is here in Outlook! Copilot can now help run your inbox and calendar, triaging emails, rescheduling meetings, and helping you stay on top of what matters most.

@BirbAnonymous @GuyFieri take this fren to flavour town

The guy Fieri fajita seasoned chicken sausage at Holiday gas stations is disgusting. But you already knew that and so did I. I was desperate.