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Farouq 🥢
@BeardedChef_
• Hospitality consultant • Food Content Creator • Private Chef • https://t.co/nmyqilMBym
Nairobi, Kenya 가입일 Nisan 2017
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Number of police sent to stop Tuju entering his property: ten truckloads.
Number of police deployed to stop Linda Mwananchi ODM NDC at Ufungamano: seven truckloads.
Police deployed to stop Linda Mwananchi rally in Kakamega: 23 truckloads across four counties (Kisumu, Siaya, Vihiga, Kakamega).
Number of police deployed to stop rampant attacks and livestock theft in Meru: zero.
Police deployed to find out why 33 bodies are in a mass grave in Kericho: six.
Estimated number of police that will be deployed if Linda Mwananchi decides to go to Siaya, Homa Bay, Migori or Kisumu: 6,000.
Idiotic Deployment Index (IDI)
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Best TV model is SONY.
But best selling TV model in Nairobi is TCL
SokoAnalyst@SokoAnalyst
Which is the current best TV model? 1. TCL 2. Samsung 3. Hisense 4. Vitron 5. GLD 6. Skyworth
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About last night's interview with Yvonne Okwara, you guys broke their viewership numbers during my segment. Asanteni sana. I felt your love as usual, it was overwhelming. I only had 20 or so minutes and I had to communicate to the nation.
Your Jomba Mwabili Mwagodi
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Ten years later, I still don't know what Timmy TDat meant when he said, "Sir God generous kakujazia kaa diaper."
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MP Peter Salasya: I was punished and removed from key committees for not voting for Gachagua's impeachment and the Finance Bill and was thrown into catering things.
Political parties must stop interference with National Assembly affairs.
#TheLastWordNTV @jamessmat @EricLatiff
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Lifetime imprisonment ain't enough for those who called it a "7 game tournament" @Cristiano
Bosnian Football@BosniaNTBall
📍SARAJEVO! #FIFAWorldCup
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@ALI_ALI_008 Over performing your XG isn't sustainable. Numbers will definitely drop after some time
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If you've interacted with the avg Kenyan prole, you'll realise this or the muhindi way is the best method of dealing with them.
The Kenyan Vigilante@KenyanSays
A Chinese company in Kenya searching workers before they leave to ensure they haven’t stolen company property or products, sparks mixed reactions online!
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Yo, @Porsche! This driver split one of your cars in two tonight in Dunwoody, Georgia. The driver wasn’t seriously hurt!
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@BeardedChef_ wanamalisa your Daddy
Telegraph Football@TeleFootball
This deserved humbling by Japan felt like a custard pie to the face for suffering fans, writes @oliverbrown_tel ❗Doubts are swirling over both Tuchel’s technical wisdom and his ability to motivate this team ❌ Tuchel led England to a first-ever defeat to a team from Africa, and now to their first one from Asia 🤦♂️ Bleak realisation dawning that Tuchel no closer to forging a collective identity than when he started Read the full column below 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…
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