Chilli Lemon

Sahii sitaki advice. Nataka opportunities. I've heard enough advice.

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I have a friend whose life changed last June, when a small cottage brick company in Nyeri shut down due to losses and high taxes. That closure didn’t just end a business it left 380 people without jobs. Brian was one of them. He had worked there for two years. Skilled. Disciplined. I first met him when he came to a school I was teaching at to deliver and install cabros you could tell he took pride in his work. But since the closure, life has been unravelling for him. His wife left. He sold his cow goats hens. He no longer has electricity he used to have a small arrangement with his uncle, paying KSh 200 to stay connected. That’s gone now. Today, he passed by my house after a month of not seeing him . I barely recognized him. He looked emaciated… broken. Beaten down by life. And at home, things aren’t any easier his father struggles with bipolar disorder and alcohol. I’m not sharing this for pity. I’m sharing it because behind every closed business is a human story.

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A thread of La Liga teams wearing retro kits this weekend, to celebrate each club’s cultural identity. Absolute class.

Villarreal might have been the only one who actually got the memo of retro and not just a new shirt inspired by an old one. Just look at the material.

@TheTsarCule Conveyor belt still going strong 😂 x.com/i/status/20434…

@Bee_Cee3 Our GDP per Capita is $2500, those are phenomenal outcomes. Also, I personally know several IG kids making 6 figures USD at Fortune 500 companies, IGO's, doctors, surgeons. Of course there are guys who do regular jobs that get paid 200k a month. There's no need for all the cope.

Elite networks in Silicon Valley will get a 21 year old Ivy Leaguer 500k USD in funding for revolutionary apps like Snapchat. Elite networks in Kenya get you a UN internship and a decent office job. (the best of them might open a night club)

@KTNNewsKE This is what I was saying x.com/i/status/20104…

According to the records in KTN’s possession, KEWOTA CEO Benta Opande has allegedly employed her four children, with two of them earning Ksh 200,000 and the other two earning Ksh 250,000. The list is long and also includes her niece and two brothers, forming a family working for the same organization that allegedly deducts teachers’ payslips without their consent. #Checkpoint

Hii Kitu ilikua imeleta shida kubwa Sana Jana The 3 inch punisher association tulikua tumeschedule crisis meeting😂

@adrian_kuloba Mnafanyanga rounds out of pure memory na rumors? 😂

Mtrh ukitaka kutake history continuation sheets labda ununue mwenyewe😂, level 6, president's city.

Great news for the unemployed. Warnerbros are live streaming Lord of the Rings on YouTube.

Artemis II astronaut Victor Glover received a hero's welcome from his neighbors! 🇺🇸

@LemayianLeiyan Stop whining. Help or stfu

Before ningesema neza saidia, ningetukanwa na kina Hanifa hadi hio story yake na KPLC, I was in a position to help, but.... nikaitwa majina haziko. I can direct you though u recover vitu zako if you want...

I see the sadness in your reflection.

@Luv_Xcuses Gaining weight

Be brutally honest, what's one thing Americans are simply better at than the rest of the world??

I'm so fascinated by the Chinatown ecosystem in Kilimani. Several casinos in the premises, restaurants with delicious food (but no business permits in sight 😅), Chinese sex workers walking in & out of the casinos, cops casually chilling inside & Kenyan workers who speak Chinese

Mallorca fans are calling for a Ballon d’Or for Muriqi… he says they’re crazy 😅🏴‍☠️

Hector Bellerin was absolutely made for Retro weekend in La Liga 🇪🇸 ⚽️

SAMATTA SCORES HIS FIRST LIGUE 1 GOAL 👏🇹🇿

Iran rebuilds four railway bridges destroyed by missile strikes in 40 hours

@AkainuBerbaric Two years minimum

@Bee_Cee3 So congratulations are in order?

Tomorrow my life changes.