Ben Long

@BatVibes @BenMenday

Did Professor Oak rig the system so his grandson would become Champion? ​• The Setup: Gary is already at the lab when you arrive, but Oak explicitly makes him wait and forces you to pick your starter first. This isn't politeness. It’s a calculated move so Gary can instantly counter-pick you • The Tracking: Gary is miraculously always waiting to fight you with a fully healed team at the worst possible times. How? Oak gave you the Pokédex. He is tracking your real-time location and feeding it to Gary so he can ambush you • The Intel: Gary is always one step ahead. He automatically gets a Town Map, where you have to go beg for one. He beats every Gym Leader before you do. Oak is clearly funneling him the optimal routes, boss strategies, and insider League information ​Professor Oak handed you a tracking device and used you as a constant sparring partner for his own grandson. And even when you beat Giovanni, who gets the spotlight? That's right! Gary gets handed the Gym! But maybe that's just a bunch of random coincidences... Or is it? 🤔

@LiamT30EFC Never mind just being out best keeper in the premier league era, he’s our best player in the premier league ever

Pickfords better than Southall, even if i didnt see big nev play i just know it 😂

@Hazzy_Vince @james_hoad

Step dads bet for 42 grand come in but he cashed it for £114🤮

@theawayfans Do you still get to the games Karl or have you given it up? @bootlegger1974

Ryan Reynolds: “Aside from my family, it has been the greatest love of my life, unexpectedly so. Everything there comes down to the wire. Everything happens in the last two seconds. I’ve never seen the kind of jubilation and explosive emotion like I have in Wrexham. There’s something so heartbreaking and beautiful about the story coming out of Wrexham, and this idea of ‘why me?’, ‘why us?’, ‘nothing good ever happens to us.’ When I first started this whole thing, I had no idea. I was kind of faking it till I made it. And now I can’t stop.”

@GregGanderr @ForePlayPod You’d be crying if I did that on PGA like normal

@Ben_Long @ForePlayPod We’d be taking a big old divot out of that😂

Min Woo Lee is better with a wedge on the green than most of us are with a putter

@TrollFootball2 @BenMenday

Manuel Neuer's Aura He tells Liepzig player Harder to go and get the ball Harder goes and gets the ball x.com/6l8_p1us/statu…

@Top100Rick @jameshoad proper worm burners

Bryson with the cold top driver! Legit worm burner. Goes 60 yards. Skip to 27 seconds to see it in slow motion. One of us!!! Well…until you see the next shot…🤯

@eurofootcom @jameshoad

🇦🇺🇪🇸🗣️ Levante goalkeeper Maty Ryan doing a post match interview in Spanish! Brilliant from the Australian goalkeeper. 👏

@vsrsus Was it 😂

The Lianne Sanderson mohawk was iconic.

think i’ve got the greatest aznou card in the game, but my manager in game is moyes so he’ll never play 💔

@rfc187255_ @jameshoad

@EAFCassist Fuck me sideways, death to all

🚨 87+ campaign pick cheapest solution 85 squad • ✅ 86 🟰5 (1 TOTW) • ✅ 83 🟰 3 • ✅ 82 🟰 3 86 squad • ✅ 87 🟰4 • ✅ 86 🟰1 • ✅ 84 🟰 6 Was your pick 🔥 or 💀

@CFO4TAG The level of disrespect he’s showing is now ridiculous. I think he needs to go now before the weekend

🚨 Oliver Glasner’s relationship with the #CPFC hierarchy has taken a nosedive, after he continues to ignore club rules. Glasner has NOT completed his mandatory diversity training, and has started parking in disabled spots at the training ground. He has also refers to Steve Parish as “Big Nose” around the club. Parish has asked #CPFC Head of Discipline Mark Bright to have a word.

@Security369643 @CFO4TAG It’s an absolute joke that’s what it is. Needs to get focused or just leave

@Ben_Long @CFO4TAG It’s a joke

EXC 🚨: Oliver Glasner has extended his break in Austria and WILL NOT attend Crystal Palace’s match against Sunderland. Paddy McCarthy will take charge of the team. Glasner is skiing and wants to take advantage of recent snowfall bringing excellent ski conditions. #CPFC

@GoodisonHistory @SebbyBloxsome

It's nine years today since Everton's 4-0 win over Manchester City at Goodison Park 🔵⚽️ The game played in front of 39,588 is perhaps best remembered for Tom Davies' solo run and finish while Romelu Lukaku, Kevin Mirallas and Ademola Lookman also scored

Are you lot fucking alright @bet365help

@BigC1874 @BenMenday

Braga & Co react to the Gordon save the way teenage boys reacts to watching Basic Instinct for the first time…