Spider-Man.
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Spider-Man.
@BittenByDestiny
“With great power there must also come great responsibility.”


I’m actively being JUMPED unprovoked by the x-men.

⠀ I like having no clothes on. there’s a towel at least. ⠀

Ha! Could you really? Wait…are you just saying that in hopes that he’ll shut it off before I finish my shopping spree?


𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨, 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙖𝙢. 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨...

Hmmm… I guess I could give you a week to one-up the offer. Make it sweet.


There’s a secret third option where you pay me more than I’m being paid to hurt you. Thoughts?

If he had the time, he’d call up Matt and Luke. Maybe Carol or Bobbi. Unfortunately, notice was a little short to get the reunion going. Fortunately, however, the backup has just arrived.











