Sir Martin Wagstaff Stands with Ukraine 🌻🇺🇦🌻

I should probably unpin this. Probably.

More Republican voter fraud in FL. Kevin Dorland was just indicted, and his fraud may have cost the Mayor of Osceola his re-election.

We won.

@RepPatFallon So you'll be asking Congress to haul in executives from oil producers, refiners, and gasoline distributors to get answers on why they're gouging consumers, right? Or do you not know how markets work?

Today is the first time in our history that every state in America has an average gas price OVER $4.00 per gallon.

@charmsblowpop Somewhere after 40, sleeping on the ground lost its appeal to me so now we joke that staying anywhere where room service closes before midnight is "roughing it."

Her: Do you like camping? Me: Umm, if by "camping" you mean staying in a motel, yes I like camping. Her: Oh god. This isn't going to work. Me: Fine. We'll stay at a hotel. Her: *blocks* Me: Oh...

Saw my cardiologist LIKE A VIKING!

@opusworks @Bluertwo And is just a mishmosh of Joseph Campbell's actual work, old pre-movie serials from Lucas' childhood, and helped mightily by the wife Lucas tossed aside when he got big. That's one of many reasons it went off the rails without her talent in the mix.

@ArchiePieMan I love poking fun at the *reputation of* British cuisine as the next arsehole but even I made Gordon Ramsay's Beef Wellington with chestnuts in the duxelles for Christmas. I wonder how many of the people you've had wandering in are Americans who go mad for Hotdish.

There's some puerile pieces of shit on here tonight. Take your judgements and generalisations and shove them up your uneducated arse. Scumbags, come on my threads to insult my country, my culture and me and then when I respond they fckn block me. Oiks! 🤬🤬

Delft Porcelain Violin; 1705-1710 CE. This violin was considered to be the absolute Masterpiece of Delft earthenware. Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam, Netherlands #archaeohistories

Judas tree - an extraordinary tree whose flowers grow straight from the trunk

@cold_lil_heartt Uhoh. I don't have a dog.

i hate everything about you, except for your dog

@tindale_hayley I'm going to name him "Cuddles"!

Timeline cleanse 😳😳 Or not 😂you decide ??? ❤️❤️❤️

@SmnWeekly Man, don't get my hopes up like that. As much as I'd love to see DeSantis have to go door-to-door every time he moves - starting with when he gets out of jail in 15 years - and tell his new neighbors he's a registered sex offender, that's just too good to come true.

Hmmm... DeSantis? Jordan?

BREAKING: The Judge in the Joel Greenberg sex trafficking case has granted a request to delay his sentencing again today as he continues to cooperate. This has to be bigger than just Matt Gaetz

@Existential122 And there are no stars. That's just the lights in the room the little kid we call "God" keeps us. We're looking at them through the holes he poked in the lid so that we can breath.

@Bluertwo Martin. When Johnny Carson was talking about retiring, people floated Chase's name. Carson shot that notion down with this, "Chevy Chase couldn't improvise a fart after eating a plate of beans."

A fact about Rwanda's genocide has always stuck with me: the ruling party caused much of the killing simply by going on the radio and telling ethnic Hutus that ethnic Tutsis must be killed (along with Hutus who disapproved). Many people listened, and dismembered their neighbors.

Great quote. Words to live by.

@Urbanartist2 Oh, I thought I had read a couple, three years ago that we had already blown past 8B. Looks like we'll hit it soon though. But at this point, to quote Paul Simon, "The planet groans every time it registers another birth."

@feaker_s "Dirt Finally Out of Beta. Ready to Be Introduced Into the Field."

What is the first major news story you remember as a child?

The father of the Buffalo shooter gave him the gun as a Christmas present. He should be charged with accessory to murder…