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@jodiecongirl It’s only bad when it’s on a streaming platform. Especially because 80% of the ads are either online gambling, something I will never partake in, or drug commercials. It’s always the same ones. The ones that aren’t that actively make me *not* want to give them my business

i work in advertising analytics, and our models assume that an ad can't make you less likely to buy a product but honestly i am not super confident in this feature

@6Yourdad @nisafeminista Holy irony

@nisafeminista Hate that gender with a passion, they ruin every single thing with their hate filled evil ass bodies.

The quotes and comments from defective XY chromosomes.

@vampiric_shirin If I don’t sneeze loud enough my back hurts

i genuinely think that men sneeze loudly because women were socialized from a young age to take up less space and be overly considerate of others and men are taught the opposite

Great season from Illinois, nothing to be upset about Now let’s watch Michigan lose

@MoneylineMafia_ Rip 50k

Arizona is going to BULLY Michigan

@sosoalivee @Vhoyde They would be killed

Americans are lucky that the rest of the world doesn't take the NFL seriously

@LPNational @Whodatyat @WhiteHouse @exyte3d @grok Far less than the other stuff that actually contributes to the national debt

@Whodatyat @WhiteHouse @exyte3d @grok remind us the U.S. national debt and how much NASA costs taxpayers each year

TOMORROW. 🚀🌑

@TheMarvSpace Larry Fitzgerald was not better than Sterling sharpe

Would Larry Fitzgerald be the greatest WR in your franchise’s history

@ManaByte Yes but it’s always that one incident that makes nervous.

There were 109 Shuttle launches and 19 commercial manned space launches since Challenger.

@blueprinnnn @MountainMan185 @NicholasTyrone What the fuck is this bullshit

The irony of this post being that public dancing is banned in the Islamic Republic of Iran.

@blueprinnnn @NicholasTyrone Iran has thousands of child marriages every year

@PinoAmericano What the fuck are you talking about?

Do you also get the sense that Democrats are hoping for Artemis II to blow up into a massive fireball on live tv just so they can “own” Trump?

@ExactlyAlice @AnimarchyYT Your first statement isn’t really accurate but it is a great thing to have multiple countries participating in this project

@AnimarchyYT Good, because without other counties, it'd be impossible to send people to the moon. All of mankind had a hand in this achievement.

NASA DIRECTOR JUST SAID "FOR ALL MANKIND - FULL SEND"

@bitchassdear @draver461573 @OwlGizmo 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Honda and Toyota should not be considered the baseline entry level car anymore. They arent cheap anymore and nor are they as reliable as they once were

@vrexec @gegiovasismos How much luggage do you need goddamn

@gegiovasismos How many little kids and how much luggage did you have and how did you get to the suburbs after arriving in DC?

Something my wife and I lament this time every single year… Going back to the US each summer and trying to figure out how we’ll get around… Do we rent a car? Take a train? Just use Ubers. Our families are spread across the Philly and NYC suburbs.. the trains to and from are an absolute horror show, especially if you have little kids and luggage to carry around. Hard for Europeans to fathom. The poor quality of the Philly to NYC train corridor is difficult to express with words.. the aesthetic, the delays, the speed, the communication — all terrible. Plus it’s expensive. Not to mention the fact that trains don’t even take you to where you need to actually go. The US is not connected this way. We always end up renting a car and it’s just the worst. Highways.. insane drivers.. no care whatsoever for the aesthetic of the roadways. Ridiculous and embarrassing billboards everywhere with personal injury attorney or gambling ads. Cars broken down on the side of the road. Garbage all over the place. Ugh.

@Bropleyy @alirightnut @starsforyoongs He probably just hates Jews

@alirightnut @starsforyoongs Somehow you are on the side of palestine (good) but are a holocaust denier (bad). you can’t be a real fucking person man

The Nazis literally killed around 20% of my country’s population

@ChristianHeiens Every single time someone points to France as an example of governance i immediately disregard their opinion on anything government related

You want to murder 300,000 of your own people, start a three-way civil war, declare war on 9 different nations at the same time, and then install an Emperor?

@Alacritic_Super @catb0icarti Holy bot

Most of this works because it is basic, repeatable discipline, not magic. Sleep, movement, sunlight, and consistency quietly rebuild your body and mind over time. But the moment you mix in extremes or self-destructive ideas, it stops being growth and becomes damage. Real change is slow, stable, and sustainable… not dramatic.

do this to become unrecognizable: - sleep 8+ hours - drink 2L of water a day - get sun daily - no sugar - read 30 min a day - workout 3x a day - blow your head smoove off - meditate for 10 min daily

@nowavves1 @nazzobetweeting @trouble_man90 Most just want what the Nordic countries have which is still capitalism, but with a much more robust social safety net

@nazzobetweeting @trouble_man90 Most proclaimed “anti capitalists” are not even anti capitalist.

most americans are not anti-capitalists. in fact, most citizens of developed nations are not anti-capitalists. at some point you people need to recognize that you are part of a fringe group with an unpopular political position. we cannot keep coddling you. grow up.

@genrevai @leoblix What a basic ass outfit

@leoblix It’s a bit rough, next time try this: If your going for Newbalances you have to do the 306- my all time fav is here:

So this is me. And while I’m not upset that this dude is making fun of me online, I do have to say I am pretty confused about the punchline I am wearing a fairly… normal outfit? Was at a dive bar watching the u of a game wearing a u of a sweater. Oh well