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@BoganDeveloper

I write bloody code mate alright

Australia ๊ฐ€์ž…์ผ Mayฤฑs 2020
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Bogan Developer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@BoganDeveloperยท
Whatโ€™s the most Aussie problem you encountered in software development?
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Bogan Developer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@BoganDeveloperยท
PSA: Nobody gives a shit that itโ€™s your last day after many long years and youโ€™re looking forward to a new chapter in your career
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Bogan Developer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@BoganDeveloperยท
Java.time needs to add `.cutla` as a time convenience method. Never know when youโ€™re gonna be a cutla minutes before execution.
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Bogan Developer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@BoganDeveloperยท
How do I give peer feedback to a workmate when I want to say theyโ€™re a lazy bastard in a politically-correct way?
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Bogan Developer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@BoganDeveloperยท
Stop bloody asking if people can see your screen Every app literally indicates which screen is being fuckin shared
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Bogan Developer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@BoganDeveloperยท
โ€œI encourage others to challenge my proposed changes to the architectureโ€ = โ€œDisagree with me and Iโ€™ll say nothing but I ainโ€™t forgetting that shit dickheadโ€
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Bogan Developer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@BoganDeveloperยท
Remember when they said weโ€™d all be doing gig work and renting out our cars when not in use. Fuck that no oneโ€™s touching my damn car
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Bogan Developer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@BoganDeveloperยท
TIL: People actually sit down and read technical books. When they start quoting Fowler on beer caps I might consider it.
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Bogan Developer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@BoganDeveloperยท
The only reason I donโ€™t wanna be an Engineering Manager is because people will expect me to be retweeting Simon Sinek quotes all day
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Bogan Developer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@BoganDeveloperยท
The best part of my day is when I go in and disagree with everyone on every minor point. Job well bloody done if you ask me.
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Bogan Developer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@BoganDeveloperยท
I donโ€™t see why I canโ€™t write in my performance review goals that I want to be shunned by the Functional Programming cult
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Bogan Developer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@BoganDeveloperยท
The only Travelling Salesman Problem Iโ€™m interested in is how to optimise the Dan Murphyโ€™s delivery drivers route to my place
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Bogan Developer ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@BoganDeveloperยท
@CFDevelop Ensure employees do not live near any bus routes. Ensure the office isnโ€™t near any bus routes. If possible, co-locate employees in the place where they live and work. This reduces your bus factor to zero and allows you to have individual people owning 100% of a codebase.
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