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Mbalula's birthday on April Fool's Day? It makes sense now

Once again, Nigerians will say we🇿🇦 misunderstood the “celebration” How many times must the Nigerian government apologise for this nonsense?

Is that what I said? Can you read or nah?

Red Bull Blue Edition #RedBull #GivesYouWiiings

She was swimming in potholes but I’m still waiting for her to take a walk in the Cape Flats.

Notice how the bench stood up before he even took the shot ? They know he is capable of that banger and he delivered 🔥🔥🔥🔥

We are not voting for the DA in Joburg. You want us as locals to be displaced in our own city like you’ve done in Cape Town.

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I see a Hippotato…

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Unveiling our new W bag. Now available with a luxe, genuine leather facelift ✨ This is a shopper you won't forget at home.

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🚨🚨 WOOOOW !!! QUEL BANGER DE L'AFRIQUE DU SUD SIGNÉ OSWIN APPOLLIS !!! 🇿🇦💣🎯🤩

After swimming in a Johannesburg pothole, Zille should go play a game of cops and robbers on the Cape Flats

She has an ass in the front of her pants & a shwapha at the back… Inverted fraction!

Lest we forget the insults uttered by this man who wants to "live faaaar from Italy!!!" But now he's taken Italy faaaar from the World Cup!! Whisper to him that Africa has TEN spots at the World Cup!! 10!! DIECI....🌍🚮🚮

In 2019 a Nigerian Drug dealer once shot & killed a Taxi driver in broad daylight. A Taxi driver who was reprimanding him to stop selling drugs to schoolkids.

‘Teletubbies’ premiered 29 years ago today.

LIONEL MESSIIIIIIII! HE’S NOT FROM THIS PLANET… PURE MAGIC!