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@2fluffy2furious I think that’s better than silence. It’s been a decade since my last was six, but I remember the absolute silence when he knew he did something he wasn’t supposed to do!

The last thing you ever want to hear from a 6 year old is “uh oh”

@2fluffy2furious My fence

That might have been too far. But lets see

@washghost1 I’m too busy worrying how I’m doing, and I’m too busy to know for sure

You’ll be much happier when you stop worrying about what and how other people are doing

Bob the builder? No.

@KrislaMaris Girl dinner!!!!

🥰😉I made salmon teriyaki bowl for lunch/dinner.

🤷‍♂️

@BigHem27 Thank you

would you like a bepis fren?

@Kek_Montag @blacknredtext He left us hanging, later what did the surgeons do?

@blacknredtext They dont keep you in the hospital for days after a tonsillectomy. Like everything else on 4chan this didn't happen.

Submission from anon

@HarmlessYardDog @__Mafia110__ Assembling the army!!

Afternoon cuppa coffee, son and his friends are playing basketball. Unusually hot and humid here so when they come back, I’m sure there’s going to be 4 or 5, 16-year-old boys shirtless on the couch. Febreeze

Cutest little crossed legs you’ll ever see…..♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

My dog, right after he hears me put something in the microwave despite just filling his food bowl

@reemareeo Afternoon and happy Mother’s Day

Happy Mother's Day 💐 I got the same thing last year. 😁

@Super1Nova1 Morning!!!

@Brainm125 GM Fren🐸☀️🌴🪄✨💫…☕️☕️

Morning everyone!!! Happy Sunday Funday!!!

A friend of mine said, happy Mother’s Day. I said I’m not a mother, did you say that because I’m a single dad? My friend replied no, I say it as you are just a real motherfucker so happy Mother’s Day.

OK, after about 30 minutes of studying, they decided to have cake, I did not have time to ice it, they didn’t care, they ripped through it with their bare hands like animals. Eating the frosting with spoons and forks instead of me properly icing it.

@washghost1 It was $.89 a gallon. The day, graduated high school in 1992.

Dad, what was gas like in the 90’s Me:

@BurtMaclin_FBI An example to all of us

Caught my wife doing laundry and stopped her immediately. I said, “Babe, it’s Mother’s Day. You don’t do chores today. Go sit down and relax; these clothes will still be here tomorrow.” I’m such a good husband.