sam

philadelphia, pennsylvania

@Phillies @GiantFoodStores We need Phanatic with his hot dog cannon

It's the Phanatic's birthday this weekend, and we need your help choosing the cake from @GiantFoodStores! Vote for your favorite 🎂⬇️

@JoshuaTookes It really should have been "Walk the Dinosaur" that played 😭

Last time Kyle Schwarber homered in his first at bat, the Phillies went to the World Series.

THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE BACK

Congratulations to Mr Zendaya

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

walking into Citizens Bank Park on Opening Day and proclaiming that the Phillies are going back to the World Series

1 hour!!

I told her she could become anything so she became an etb

i’ll block a bitch on Poptropica

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012” me in 2012:

@Dexerto @BigPuffer @SoGrizzy @Pezzy__ @ElasticDroid @CloolessPodcast Gentlemen something just came across my desk

Trailer for Burglin' Gnomes, where you and up to 5 friends break into houses and cause havoc as tiny gnomes The co-op game's demo has peaked at over 15k concurrent players on Steam

since discord is dying let’s meet up here

Sam Darnold and Kenneth Walker in the tea cups at Disney belongs in the louvre I’m cracking up right now 💀

“i don't judge” also me:

nobody gives a fuck about who wins this game atp, lombardi goes to Bad Bunny