Ian ⚒

Looks like I accidentally took the crazy pills this morning, otherwise I’m still asleep and this is a cruelly realistic but horribly mundane nightmare

@heartshapedoll Hit ‘em like a mofo

about to hit the streets 🖤💄🍷

@heartshapedoll Noted

@Beathhigh There are other seats?

Top deck of the bus, front seat.

@heartshapedoll Best time of year

in other news, ladies it’s getting warm almost time to railed in our little summer dresses 🥳🙌

@VinnysCorner1 Iron Mike

Without saying your age… Who was the coach of your favorite NFL team when you started watching football?

Not a single stranger has shouted my name and given me encouragement today. It’s not how life should be 🙁

@heartshapedoll Hell’s no

@heartshapedoll @Dishoom <Tries to guess location so can commence stalking>

god i love @Dishoom

i don’t mean to brag but I DID A SLEEP!!

@heartshapedoll Here it comes……..

no sleep, feel like i’m heading into psychosis

just delivered the biggest piece of work of my career and now instead of relaxing i’m lying here wondering if i short changed a vending machine, ignored an email i shouldn’t have, or and not paid for a carrier bag at some point between 2003 and 2016

@WorkElizab Erm

🤔🤔

@heartshapedoll If it’s not I struggle to imagine what would be. You and your PJs need to go and purchase some decent coffee and I won’t hear an argument

@BulletTime is this my cry for help?

nothing says “she’s doing well” like a 79p pre mixed coffee from aldi at 9am

i’m still working

if i get through today without having a total and utter mental breakdown i have done okay 👍

I really need to book a holiday…🤔

🎶Don’t let the Spurs go down the league🎶😂