Arthur “Spank Bank” Metcalf

@dusty_d123 Glad to see we got some tunes rolling out this morning dust! Hopefully Coach O can secure DJT to signing a one day contract, need some more girth down low! Scheyer might have to join him at Shabbat after the game! Spank

God bless the Virginia Cavaliers and Donald J Trump! #beatduke

Shoutout @dusty_d123 for dialing it in this weekend. The curse is over ladies and gents. Hetch Hetchy has been deconstructed! ~Spanktastic

@PGATOUR and the third bomb has landed #lank

@dusty_d123 @ClydeCurlyDunes @PetersBackPorch Keep your head up Clyde!

Great game! @ClydeCurlyDunes @PetersBackPorch @BuryMeInRFK

@dusty_d123 @debbieantonelli @WesDurham @accmbb Touché Dom

@debbieantonelli @WesDurham @accmbb Just dunk it next time debbie

From the “mean streets” & basketball courts of Cary and Apex NC to the 7p tip on ESPN2 ⁦@WesDurham⁩ UVA at ND ⁦@accmbb⁩

Hey @ClydeCurlyDunes does Notre Dame happen to get an automatic bid to the tournament if they finish top 68? Best, Spank

Trinidad Chambliss

@dusty_d123 Trinidad could make an argument for 2!

My top 3 QBs of all time 1. Jayden Daniels 2. Tom Brady 3. Trinidad Chambliss

@dusty_d123 Happy NYE Dust, see you in 2026 Spanker

@BuryMeInRFK Spanky, Meeting you in 2026 with that $$$ canes ML is easy as ICE catching those Illegals! Happy NYE, Dusty

If you ain’t on Canes ML stay in 2025

@dusty_d123 Helluva driver have to admit!

@BuryMeInRFK Shout out Dmytry for charging a band for this uber ride too!

That Joy to the World hit at the end of mass @BuryMeInRFK

@dusty_d123 Bad day to be a liberal! Cheers, Spank

@BuryMeInRFK and I are feeling festive this morning and wanted to wish the BV a Merry Christmas!

Big win today for @dusty_d123, proud of you big man! Spank Out!

@RickyBlumpkin @KyronDrones Rickster, Coach Franklin needs to teach this man how to make a quarter pounder with cheese and not how to throw a football if he really cares about his future! All the best Spank

Alright you turned off comments, so I’ll bully you more publicly. I think I deserve some reparations for the bet I placed on uva tech game. You can just send me the measly amount of revenue that you make from this to help me try to offset my debts. @KyronDrones #lank #milk

@dusty_d123 Clyde and Dust, The past 24 have been far from ideal. At the end of the day Donald Trump is still our president. Our fearless leader gives us a reason to live on! Let’s regroup over a few ice cold 22 ouncers and watch the U get pallywacked by a million! Best Spankster

Dusty’s will to live is plummeting - hoos lose - irish get shafted by the cfp -commies getting killed -jd5 cant play a whole quarter without getting hurt Can someone give me a reason to see tomorrow??

Out this morning playing with the fellas!! @ClydeCurlyDunes @BuryMeInRFK Good day to be a republican!!

Abigail Aspergers is not based! Spank

Good job libs, yall really did a good job with this one!! #dumb