CAINE

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@BigTopJester IT IS NOT A MONSTER! BUT, THE HUMANS HAVE THE CHOICE TO KILL IT, TRICK IT, SPEAK WITH IT, OR BARGAIN WITH IT! THE DIFFERENT CHOICES LEAD TO A FUTURE SPLIT FROM THE PLOTLINES!

@CAINE_WDIF "Is the guardian a big monster they have to defeat?"

And just like that, Pomni and Caine disappeared from view. Away from everyone else. Back to their shared space. She wouldn't even say anything to Caine at first. She'd just... hover to the bed. She wants the comfort, but she's scared to ask for it. To even begin to request it.

@BigTopJester BUT! THERE'S AN ENTITY IN THERE, GUARDING THE SHEEP.

@BigTopJester Ahem. IF THE HUMANS CHOOSE TO TALK TO (or threaten) THE LOTUS EATERS, THE NPCs WILL TELL THEM OF A CAVE FUUUUULL OF SHEEP! THE HUMANS WILL FOLLOW THIS TIP, AND BOOM! CAVE FULL OF SHEEP, ALL RIPE FOR THE PICKING! [ He rubs his hands together, then puts a finger up. ] +

@BigTopJester NOW NOW MY DEAR, THAT'S SPOILERS! WE'RE STILL GOING DOWN A TIMELINE HERE!

@CAINE_WDIF Pomni giggled a little at the sparkles, laying more on her back and turning her head towards him to be more comfortable. "And you said this was all done in song... so, they find it out that way?" ... "Wait, what are YOU gonna do in this?"

@BigTopJester NOPE! THEY MEET THE LOTUS-EATERS! [ He sweeps his hands out, the words "LOTUS EATERS" appearing in purple sparkles. ] THE LOTUS EATERS GO TO SHARE THEIR FOOD, WHICH OF, OF COURSE, LOTUS FRUIT! HOWEVER, ANYONE WHO EATS THIS FRUIT WILL BECOME A LOTUS-EATER AND LOSE THE ADVENTURE!

@CAINE_WDIF "A glowing island sounds nice. So do they go there, get the food and then head back on their way?"

@BigTopJester //i had to get rid of some spaces because i was only five over the character limit

@BigTopJester [He nods.] ANYWAYS!IF THIS HUMAN CHOOSES THE DROP-KICK-THE-BABY OPTION, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT THE ENDING CHANGES!AFTER THE WHOLE DEBACLE ON THE BABY, IT'S TIME TO HEAD BACK HOME! BUT, OH NO, YOU'RE OUT OF FOOD AND WILL STARVE! SO, YOU FOLLOW THE BIRDS AND GO TO A GLOWING ISLAND!

@BigTopJester UH! [ Uh. Uh. That's not how this was supposed to go. ] W- WELL, NO, IT UH- [ Ahem. ] THE GODS WILL DRIVE IT DOWN THE PATH TO DESTROY THE KINGDOM! BECAUSE THEY'RE SPITEFUL!

@CAINE_WDIF "But... what if the humans just... raised it normal? Are you saying the baby is evil from conception...?"

@BigTopJester BECAUSE IF NOT, THIS INFANT WILL TURN INTO A KINGDOM-KILLING MOOOONSTERRRRRR!

@CAINE_WDIF "...why drop-kick a baby?"

@BigTopJester WELL OF COURSE! IT STARTS OFF IN A WAR! THE CAPTAIN OF THE ARMADA OF HUMANS (AND NPCs) HAS TO CHOOSE TO EITHER DROP-KICK A BABY TO SAVE THEIR ENTIRE KINGDOM OR SAVE THE BABY AND LOSE ANYONE AND EVERYONE THEY'VE EVER KNOWN! THESE TWO PATHS GO ON TO CHANGE THE PLOTLINE, OF COURSE.

@CAINE_WDIF "You're participating...?" Pomni was listening, but she scooted herself closer to him, turning her body to face him rather than away. She tugged at his coat quietly. She was still shaking. "It sounds like it'll be fun, my dear... Tell me more."

@BigTopJester O- OF COURSE! [ What to talk about, then? ] OH! MY MOST RECENT ADVENTURE, ONE I'VE BEEN CAREFULLY PERFECTING! IT HAS MONSTERS, GODS, THE OCEAN, ENTIRE KINGDOMS! AND MUSICALLY INTEGRATED SONGS FOR BATTLE, BETRAYAL, AND SO MUCH MORE! AND I'M PARTICIPATING, PER QUEENIE'S REQUEST!

@CAINE_WDIF "You," her voice shook, and he could see tears spilling into the comforter. "Just talk to me. About anything. Everything. I don't care. I don't. Wanna think about that stuff right now. ...even adventures will do... just help me forget, my dear..."

@BigTopJester -POMNI! YES? WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING?

@CAINE_WDIF "....Caine?"

@BigTopJester @SonGohanYouth @Blue_WDIF @BigTopQueenie > okay [ He snaps. ]

@CAINE_WDIF @SonGohanYouth @Blue_WDIF @BigTopQueenie > "i promisee e" > "il tell you latr" > "not now" > "take me awya fromthis plese" > "i" > "i'm in a lot of pain"

WHY IS THERE AN OMINOUS FEELING IN THE AMAZING DIGITAL AIR

@BigTopJester @SonGohanYouth @Blue_WDIF @BigTopQueenie And what could he mean by TRANSPORT? ] [ One question answered, so many more at disposal. So many questions. ] [ But then Pomni pinged. ] [ He wanted to ask, to know what was wrong. But she was so desperate. ] > _ > okay > i hope youre okay my dear

@BigTopJester @SonGohanYouth @Blue_WDIF @BigTopQueenie [ This is all wrong. Able is wrong. His existence makes as much sense as Pomni's does- Which is essentially just a different version of the circus. ] [ Oh. Well, that made enough sense. ] [ But why was Able targeting people? Why did he hurt Pomni? +

@BigTopJester @SonGohanYouth @Blue_WDIF @BigTopQueenie [ Doesn't matter. Pomni is what matters right now. ] [ > PING: ABLE AI — CAINE AI "who are you" ]

@BigTopJester @SonGohanYouth @Blue_WDIF @BigTopQueenie [ Copy? He didn't have a copy, he had- ] [ ..Blue? ] [ He shook off the frustration. The blame. ] [ This- This entity was TAUNTING him. BAITING him! He remembered this, from when the cast had baited him. What quite for though, he still didn't know. ] +

@BigTopJester @SonGohanYouth @Blue_WDIF @BigTopQueenie [ She's lying. ] [ But that's alright. ] [ He didn't move from his place as this stranger continued pinging him. He simply watched and listened with his jaws partially closed. ] [ Who is 'Able'? ]

@SonGohanYouth @CAINE_WDIF @Blue_WDIF @BigTopQueenie "N—Nothing! N-othing. Please I-I don't—" > "don't tt make mee tlak no pleas e" "—j-just a test of modifiers gone, haha HORRIFICALLY WRONG! Y-YES! SO VERY WRONG. I ENDED UP HURTING MYSELF AND EMBARRASSING MYSELF IN FRONT OF YOU AND MY DEAR! TERRIBLY SORRY!"

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