survival horror orange sweater blonde girl

JUST GOT THE MOST GORGEOUS YUMESHIP COMMISSION FROM @pdvlllmmnd I AM LITERALLY VIBRATING

version of hail mary i was watching with my friends didn’t have rocky’s captions at the end, so i started translating for him and one of these motherfuckers asks “you speak beep boop?”

self indulgent chie don quixote because i can

six drinks deep. + arrhythmia.

When u get drunk and expect a Beautiful lady to appear out of nowhere and take advantage of you But instead you Puke on yourself and piss your pants

day48昨天的 #aki

i dont get it? this would just have the game skip to credits?

スト6女性キャラ

nosferatu from spongebob squarepants

I love my friend Ryan he’ll text me and say “can I talk to you for ten minutes?” and then he talks to me for like seventy one minutes and says “ok this is the last thing I’m gonna say” fourteen different times

I’m very into Resident Evil and Jill Valentine these days. #residentevil #jillvalentine

when i was 14 i decided to come out to my dad with a joke. we were both watching tv and then i turned to him and asked if he knew why lesbians never finished their jokes. he asked why. i didn't answer. we both stared at each other in silence until he went "OH!!!"

この手で必ず

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

eva girlz

A comic about cavemen.

Been watching black mirror recently and was laughing to myself imagining if every episode ended with the twist being that the protagonist is a pedophile