CDoubleOhP
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When they taped the bird’s head back on and gave it to the blind kid
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
when did you realise you may be watching the greatest film of all time?
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@wwarrior_1 They get paid, halfway through dev and running low on cash, accepting ESG funds gets you to the finish line. But you HAVE to work with “official” third parties that will “improve” your game. It’s like shorting the stock, they’re paying you to tank your game, and buy YOU for cheap
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I honestly don't understand how DEI shit got into games in the first place because if I'm running a business I'd go to the product that makes money, not bullshit incentives that might give me a pay-day but hurt the product long run.
Do these managers not see that insulting your customer base was a good idea or no?
Fandom Pulse@fandompulse
Sweet Baby Inc. CEO Kim Belair describes white male gamers as picky babies: "I think in our industry and in so many creative industries — if you want to look at film, and, television and any art form — we start treating our core demographics as a fixed and static value something that does not want to change and something that is locked in place. So despite the changing face of audiences, despite the changing face of conferences like this one, we still look at our core demographics and say, ‘Okay, they’re white, cis, hetero males.’ And we cater almost exclusively to them. And the problem is that we don’t just cater to them like, ‘You know, here’s something that we think you’ll enjoy.’ We cater to them like a picky baby. We feed them the same thing that we know that they love and we keep on feeding it. We’re like, ‘Here you go. We know you love it. Eat this. Eat this. Eat this.’ So then when they get anything else they react as a picky baby would, which would be like, ‘Oh! No thank you. I do not want this.’ And we’ve actually done this so long that what we’re doing is creating an entire nation of picky babies and they make us scared to deviate from what we actually want to do. Just in case these picky babies don’t want to play our games." Why do video game developers hire someone like this?
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@HowlingMosley Commit to a bit, type like a pretentious 1700’s britbong. I absolutely detest this bloody buggering blackamoor
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@lporiginalg 2 Fast 2 Furious. It’s the only movie I would sit and watch all the way through as a 3 year old
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Meme answers aside it's obvious that many people have zero concept of what a three year old would enjoy.
Coastal Country Club@ccmembersonly
Wife is out of town. What is the best boy movie to watch my with 8, 5, 3 year old sons?
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@thicc_stick_boi You should just self deport, THAT would really stick it to the Jews that planted you here to replace white people. You’d be wrecking their whole plan.
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as a mexican we got the opposite. We have entire organzations designed to hunt us down and deport us so I ask why do jews have such insane levels of protection that a mulimillion dollar foundation exist to protect their feelings?
Pricempire.com@pricempire
The Jewish Anti-Defamation League has ranked CS2 as the game with the least protection for Jewish players
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Btw trans people, illegal immigrants, and Muslims didn’t do this. Billionaires did
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
PlayStation is significantly raising the prices of their consoles. • PS5 - $549 ➡️ $649 • PS5 Digital - $499 ➡️ $599 • PS5 Pro - $749 ➡️ $899 • Portal - $199 ➡️ $249
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Can you remember a single good Netflix exclusive that they themselves produced over the last 5 years? (Kpop Demon Hunters was made by Sony)
Hoops Crave@HoopsCrave
Netflix responds to backlash over price increases: “Show us a better streaming service to chill with.”
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Max is trash.
Western influence at its finest.
Flowering Knight@flowerinknight
"This Japanese fighting game is awfully Japanese, please make it more Western" *game gets changed* *doesn't play it and moves on*
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for those unfamiliar with Harry Potter, let me explain why making Snape black is such a big deal
imagine the 2028 dem ticket is Kamala Harris & Tim Walz again
but this time they replace Tim Walz with a random black guy who looks nothing like Tim Walz and act like no one is supposed to notice
also imagine you grew up reading about Tim Walz and watching movies about him. it was a key part of your childhood and part of several core memories
and you know that Tim Walz eventually kills Joe Biden, but only because Joe Biden ASKED him to in order to protect Barack Obama
also, if Tim Walz hadn’t killed Joe Biden, JD Vance would have had to do it, and Joe Biden wanted to spare JD Vance’s soul
also Tim Walz has been in love with Barack Obama’s mom for like ever
and all of this is because they are trying to stop Bernie Sanders
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@sean_gause RE3 sucks both times. Nemesis is just annoying, no tension just frustration
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Just had someone with an RE3R pfp tell me that Jill Valentine never had a personality in RE3 and to suggest otherwise is "gaslighting".
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@EndymionYT The community note is wrong. I literally can’t do some puzzles, and even a side quest because I can’t do any action requiring the rotation of my left stick on Xbox. Still hasn’t been fixed
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IGN compares Crimson Desert’s launch to Cyberpunk 2077’s which is laughably no where near as catastrophic. The game runs smooth on a Ps5 Pro at a stable 60FPS but they’ll have you believe this is somehow as bad as Cyberpunk’s launch.
Dude the games journalists REALLY want this game to fail. They’re already trying to rewrite history here & they’re hoping you’re dumb enough to fall for it.
Can’t spell ignorant without IGN!
IGN@IGN
Pearl Abyss has already made significant, meaningful changes to Crimson Desert following a rocky launch, but patches can't fix the game's biggest problem. bit.ly/4lSq5PW
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"This Japanese fighting game is awfully Japanese, please make it more Western"
*game gets changed*
*doesn't play it and moves on*
TAKA-nakayama@takaNakayama
We apologize for any confusion that recent topics regarding Alex's story may have caused. While we have not changed the characters’ backstories,after internal review by the development team, we plan to revise certain text passages that may have been misleading in the near future. Additionally, we have published a supplementary episode on “Buckler’s Boot Camp” to provide further insight into the characters’ emotions and backstories. streetfighter.com/6/column/detai…
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@DetectiveSpade_ it makes sense for daredevil bruh nothing physical about the guy is super powered, his agility, strength and durability comes purely from his own work, spider-man has a healing factor besides being physically superpowered in shit that daredevil gained training
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this is peak satire for the way unimaginative people feel about MCU Daredevil having to wear generic armor
brady !@bbbbbbbbbbrady
i fw the brand new day suit enough but i kinda wish they went with something a little more realistic, yk?
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@DetectiveSpade_ DD has more armor than Hawkeye, and Hawkeye is fighting galactic terrorists and space guns. 2012 Hawkeye onward is so lame, being back the pink and purple
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@TChalla_1966 Doesn’t make sense for HAWKEYE to wear spandex, he’s just a dude.
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I'mma keep it a buck, it doesn't make sense for MCU Daredevil to wear spandex
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Jake! 🔜 Colossalcon@vaughanilla_cos
@NirvanaM1nd This Daredevil suit was basically MADE to be adapted into live action. But instead, they’re forcing him into leftover Antman and Wolverine suits painted red.
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@sab3r_official Real suggestion would be the Revelations games, to prepare for raid mode
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@egor__2k Your head is the only thing visible to the enemy bad strat
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"why are you on high ground?"
lowtiergod of idvtwt@shotguncarrie
Having gamesense your randoms have never heard of and they think you're throwing because of it
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@DAKKADAKKA1 Buy? They go to Walmart to steal, I mean free PS5 glitch
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The Black Community most effected (their the only ones who buy that stupid ass system)
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation
The PS5 Pro will cost $900 starting April 2.
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@Yoda4ever “How would a kitten get under there in the dirt” they buried that kitten for views because they have brown skin
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