Mitch Connor

🚨🔔 PRESSING PONY This broadcast is sponsored by Coca-Cola™️

CORRUPTION UNCOVERED After a recent commissioner statement, many SFXOD™️ coaches began #noticing Pony excluded himself from the “middle of the pack” teams. HC Curry was not afraid to speak his mind 🗣️ “How many natty appearances does Wyoming have? I believe the same as Fresno.”

BIG CHANGES COMING TO CFB 27 With many coaches growing uninterested in the SFXOD™️, Commissioner Russell has shifted focus to shaking things up and “make football fun again” 👀 “Expect to see a huge focus put on middle of the pack progrums. We need to give those teams something to play for.”

EDMUNDS WANTS FARGO 🦬 After hearing rumors of HC Russell to Fargo, Bernard Edmunds officially throws his name in the hat 🤩 “I don’t know why Pony thinks he’s entitled to the NDSU job when we have the same amount of natty’s. I’m just as capable of bringing success to Fargo.”

TROUBLE IN LARADISE ⁉️ Sources indicate HC Pony Russell is looking at potential new progrums to rebuild going into CFB 27 🤯 The lack of a solid recruiting pipeline and the desire to mingle with a fresh college town full of young co-ed’s might push him to a new job 👀

YEAR 7 COACHING UPDATE What’s stands out to you most about the career record of each coach?? Let us know your thoughts below 👇🏼

2031 SFXOD™️ COACHING SUMMIT 📊 Many of our finest coaches participated in coaching summit covering a variety of topics: - 2030 Plan - Jole Curry - Tied at Halftime - Ed Vaj - Adjusting Difficulty Sliders - Pony Russell The weekend concluded with HC Mangino marrying a woman, “far out of his league” 👏🏼

HIGHLIGHT HIGHLIGHT HIGHLIGHT 🎥

SFXOD™️ FUN FACT FRIDAY 🤩

NO MORE LEFTOVER VAJ Glafe II earns what he’s been chasing for so long. TXST looks to build a dynasty as they are current favorites to win the 2031 National Championship 🏆 Will Glafe II repeat or will one of the many choke artist coaches finally get over the hump?? 🤨

NEW KID ON THE BLOCK 👏🏼 Drake Jones enters the SFXOD™️ with guns ablazing 💥 “Heard the top team lost to a 60 OVR squad and knew immediately this league needed me. Corrupt Commish, Make a Wish, Red Wolves in 5.” 🤯

YEAR 6 COMMISH REPORT 📊

CLASSIC PONY CORRUPTION 🤑 Fresno HC Jole Curry held nothing back after getting snubbed from a CFP invite over lackluster progrums Oregon State and Miami* 😵‍💫 Is this just another classic case of Commissioner Russell giving good favor to those who fill his pockets? 🧐

NERF COLORADO STATE 📉 Coaches around the SFXOD™️ are blowing up the commissioner’s office demanding Patrick Zavala be removed from the game 😳 Coastal Carolina HC Bui claims the game is “unplayable” when Zavala unlocks Heisman Downhill 😵‍💫

COMMISH OFF THE WAGON ⁉️🤨 I have received EXCLUSIVE insider info directly off Commish Russel’s Xbox 📂 Here is a shocking screen grab of the current SFXOD™️ sliders used during all non-Wyoming CPU games We await how Pony will address this disgusting slider manipulation 😳

WHERE WILL THEY LAND 🧐 Three QBs to watch this offseason are Gerald Blade, Tavares Hoag, and Samaj Jones 🏈 These young men have made it clear their former coaches weren’t doing enough and ready to find progrum’s that will help them succeed 🏆

MINERS ON TOP ⛏️ HC Edmunds and the Miners traveled down to Arizona and leave with a MASSIVE bowl victory against longtime rival HC Jole Curry 🫨 The MWC furthers their claim as the premier conference in the nation 🤩

Oct 14th. 9pm. Be There.

The Blue Collar Bowl 🦺 Two public school educators turned CFB coaches face off today ✏️ The Bobcats will travel to Ft Collins with hopes of keeping their MWC Title hopes alive 🏆 Tune in LIVE @ 4pm CST to catch this epic showdown 🤯