Chapter master Pedro 'Mr. Fister' Kantor

Calling the cops is basically just calling a badged and licensed secretary at this point. Someone breaks into your house while youre gone? Call the secretary to come take an inventory of stuff you lost. Someone breaks in while youre there? Call the secretary to tell them how cool you are and pick up the body. Id make the argument that calling the cops has not once improved someones situation vs just using a gun and handling it yourself. Yes that includes domestic violence. Youre not calling someone because you want a professional clerk, youre calling them because you want someone with a gun to come and fix situations that require a gun. So its easier to just have the gun already.

@Dianexis Kidneys are on suicide watch 😆

I have drank only 12oz of water today but about 3 Ghost Energies which are mostly water

@suimoves @homesteadpilot @JMQC90 Lol fuck, didnt think of that, youre probably right.

@CMPedroKantor @homesteadpilot @JMQC90 His dad bought him the plane

My dad (boomer with 5 houses, worked very hard his whole life), had a 2013 F-150 lariat. Garaged every day, looked like it just came off the showroom floor, never so much as a potato chip inside. 170k miles. He just traded it into the dealership…. For $5,000 He visited me 4 weeks ago, he knows I drive a 2001 Tacoma with 300k miles on it. I would’ve given him $10k. He didn’t even think to ask if I wanted it. Called me up all proud of the deal he made, said “I bet I could’ve gotten 7k for the truck but it wasn’t worth the hassle.” The dealership will sell it for $18k and I’m still driving the Tacoma.

Theres no universe where someone who "has an airplane" would bitch about their dad not offering to sell them a 23 yr old base model truck. If you have "I own an airplane" money, you have "doesnt need to bitch about their dad on the internet" money and "can easily afford a newer truck" money. So youre lying about one of these things or both. Smart money says both.

Lol, homie I have an airplane. I could drive a nicer truck but I choose to drive an old one out of financial prudence. This is about the fact that if you’re going to accept a deal from the dealership, you might first consider making the same offer to a family member whom it might benefit. Pretty simple.

@LizzyStarrrdust Its kinda nice because when I go to the office for work every now and again, its only 2kft above sea level and im full of energy because theres much high 02 saturation down there. Living at altitude is a temu super power.

@CMPedroKantor Yeah some people just legit cannot hang at this altitude.

I live in the high desert. It's not my favorite environment but it also has MANY advantages over wetter climates. Just now, we moved a large plant in front of the window behind my chair. Instant jungle vibe. And it's not just the greenery but the light coming in filtered through the greenery. Jungle positives without the jungle negatives! 🤘🏼

@sixsevenabuser @ArmedJ0y @comma_ai Ok update, I actually checked it out and may have spoken too soon.

@CMPedroKantor @ArmedJ0y Get a @comma_ai. It uses a camera for driver monitoring compliance and doesn't need hands on the wheel.

The loaner car I got is the new 2026 Outback. If you look out the driver side window for longer than a second it turns your music off and loudly beeps at you to pay attention to the road lol.

Nah I think id rather rip my dick off than have another retarded piece of nanny tech watching me in my vehicle. The whole point of hands free self driving is so I can fuck off and not have to pay attention as closely as I would normally so if it doesnt aid in that endeavor then I dont need it.

@MrLeadslinger @braxton_mccoy 51ft of bullet drop is nuts. Thats nearly artillery fire at that point.

People are arguing about expensive bipods while @braxton_mccoy is out here shooting 1,000 yards with a 300 BO and an EOTech, using trekking poles while sitting on his ass.

@RationalyYours @WeaponsVault Food stamps famously do not get used for nutritious meals.

@WeaponsVault he looks so small my AR is probably taller than him... wtf happened to "males"

No wonder they are always missing and hitting some little kid in their room 2 blocks away. You can tell his mother probably drank during her pregnancy

This is like half of Gen Z men

@MachDominus Highly underrated street fighting tactic is trying to kiss your attacker while undressing. Learned this from watching Bas ruten vids.

From what I've seen about the Terminator Sorcerer, the best way to bring him down is by pinning him into a corner and making out with him, to stop him from casting his bullshit magic powers. That is to say, just do your standard melee combat.

@1NationUnderJOG @pnwguerrilla Id say its probably closer to 80/20 lol

@CMPedroKantor @pnwguerrilla Still has a 50/50 shot that if its getting some, its from another transformer. Not convinced this is a dude

It’s amusing how upset people get at the “We’ll have our home again” song on instagram. Everyone says the Overton window has shifted soooooooooo far but my comments on instagram haven’t changed much since 2020

Nah fam, just buy 2k points worth of whatever looks cool and roll with it. You can always do 500 point games of 40k and those will be way better balanced than combat patrols will be. The upside to kill team is you can use those units in 40k but any tabletop game is a 2 hour commitment minimum until you and the person you play with know the rules like the back of your hand and you both hate bullshitting around the table.

WARHAMMER 40K QUESTION TABLE TOP... Combat Patrol or Kill Team. I'm extremely tempted to actually try and play the table top but I want something that I can easily get into. I've heard these two are small and quick games but unsure which is more for me.

@cmclymer Lmao I cant not imagine this dude marry Poppinsing next to the plane on the runway after she lands it. "You dont need me anymore"

A student pilot successfully landed a small plane after her instructor told her "you know what to do," grabbed his cell phone, opened the cockpit door, and leapt to his death. dailymail.com/news/article-1…

Maybe. I dont think theyre so much a "progressive" as much as they dont have enough life experience to actually hold any meaningful amount of conviction to any given set or morals and for most its their first time away from the watchful eyes of their parents so they tend to just do whatever feels good. That said though, my original statement is still correct but this was a good talk either way.

@CMPedroKantor Personal accountability definitely plays a huge role. I think many are already progressive before they get there, despite a conservative upbringing. Im a christian, and part of it, too is simply rejecting a biblical worldview bc they themselves aren't Christians.

A fine example of internet indoctrination.

@FlaGator1998 @Mericamemed No. Toothbrushes had bionicle.

@Mericamemed Bionicle had toothbrushes?

Elite ball knowledge required.

To some extent id agree, but that doesnt change human nature which is going along to get along. Ive personally seen many people who were raised fairly conservatively go off the deep end because the average college experience is maybe half a step removed communist re-education camps and heavily punishes non-conformity to liberal orthodoxy. Thats not a moral failing on their parent's part, thats the nature of putting someone in an environment where someone else gets to dictate the terms of their success or failure. Couple that with the monetary aspect of being in college and most people will falter and cave to peer pressure.

@CMPedroKantor It's a parent's job to inculcate a set of values, morals, ethics and logical reasoning into their child. When they fail to do it, or do it in a liberal worldview, you get adults who go to college campuses and act and believe exactly as they were raised.

@craftartwarrior Space marines for newbs. Theyre straight forward to paint and play. Maybe avoid guard, tyranids and admech. Horde armies kill motivation to paint unless you already enjoy doing it. Also expense and very layer heavy tabletop play.

What’s the first faction you’d recommend to a complete beginner… …and which one would you secretly warn them to avoid? 👀

@UpTambourine Id love to hear you explain why you think that 🤣

@CMPedroKantor College didnt do that to them, their parents did.

@ArmedJ0y Modernproblems.meme

@CMPedroKantor oooo smart