Clag

I love everything about cheez-its. the taste, the smell, the shape, the feeling, the color, the aura, all of it. when I die plz God let me come back as a cheez-it.

singing “I’d rather tryy defying gravityyyy” immediately before roundhousing one of my siblings >>>

as an AirPod, why are you dying?

@kortnie_starr @SaltzmanEmma lmaooooo!! kort plz, no 💔

@SaltzmanEmma @CMyree She’s next

First time I’ve ever punched someone and of course broke my hand.. tragic

wait … is Greta Gerwig not the same girl who talks about climate change?

@jvstinhvtch I’m thinking what if the housing that landlords offer are “expressive” bc they’re “unique” then what? They can legally discriminate

@jvstinhvtch It just seems like such a slippery slope.

@jvstinhvtch So if these service providers want to only serve straight white people, they’re legally allowed to do so. It’s giving Jim Crow

@jvstinhvtch okay so for example if I wanted someone to paint my house that would be “expressive” and they could refuse me ?

@jvstinhvtch okay that’s what I feel too! like if it’s “expressive” you now have leave to discriminate? What counts as “expressive?”

@jvstinhvtch okay, so on this ruling could all businesses refuse service to ANY group that goes against religious beliefs ? (Minority groups, interracial couples, and LGBTQ+) or if I’m a Muslim person could I refuse serving people who are Christian? like what’s the reach of this?

@jvstinhvtch explain this to me. I’m scared

not to be dramatic… but if I don’t get blue ice cream from the cincy zoo soon, I might actually die.

why would donald’s campaign spokesperson call ron desantis “the fischer-price donald trump” How are US elections so unserious yet so horrifying?

literally where is the sun ??

@stallworthkey 🥹❤️

Every morning I look in the mirror and say “I believe in myself and I believe in my writing.”

never take not being on your period for granted.

I’m getting “tell cersei it was me” tatted on me.

I would be reporting a lot more of y’all to the IRS if I knew how.

today is just one of those days where the top of my head looks really really flat.