Calamity, MILF Enjoyer(🍄 I'd like to forage) 🔞

Whee I got new followers, ig y'all with me on the tlj baby girlification? Reminder that this is a 🔞 acct. I'm an anarchist queer, legit old, enby married to a trans guy, and a former sw'er. I write kink and 💀🕊, and repost mostly sv & assorted danmei content. Welcome!

Saw a video where the dude was like: "Hey bro, how much do you weigh?" -176 *Hip thrusts 176* This is moshang.

psa that if you're ever too shy to drop a comment on a fic because it's not in your native language—don't be. i promise you writers don't care what language you leave a review/comment in, we will google translate that shit and even reply in your language

@todesesser Lol that makes as much sense as anything else, sure. Now I will never be able to read a/b/o without "What Does the Fox Say" on endless repeat in my head. I guess it's either that or "hungry like the wolf"

@CalamityButter2 Fox noises maybe

I estimate between 50-100% of all omegaverse fic is simply mislabeled furry porn.

I am honestly, legitimately baffled as to what omegan chirping is supposed to sound like.

"D'awww whozza good Alpha?! YOU ARE! Yes you are!!" This is sexy for them

@danmeichael YOU ARE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT. YES 💯

@CalamityButter2 i think people would be happier if they accepted furry into their hearts.

Me, in pathophysiology class, like a perfectly normal person: Do you think Mo Ran is Like That because he got toxoplasmosis from rimming cat boy Chu Wanning? 🤔

binghe deserves to watch sqq frustrate other people in complete delight

@crowkids 🧠💥 Whoah You are absolutely correct

[sitting you down] no no you see the wifebeam is actually a side effect of the changed nature of binghe's protagonism, if there isn't another stupid one-off villain trying to kill him every chapter he has to at least have a new pretty boy making eyes at his husband

PORN WRITERS, I BELIEVE IN YOU! COMMIT TO THE SMUT! BE BOLD, BE CONFIDENT! THESE ARE SLUTTY IMAGINARY PEOPLE FUCKING, NOT MARMOSETS.

Lmao I swear fucking nervous porn writers get shy about the sex writing and become documentary narrators. "The smaller male presses his posterior into the larger male" are you kidding me rn?

@todesesser My vas deferens is contracting right now as we speak

@CalamityButter2 Press your anterior mounds against mine

What if modern au LQG had OF account? He works out a lot, shared some after workout photos and got a lot of horny replies/dms. SY joked he could make a fortune on OF. LQG didn’t take it as a joke and decided to give it a try - just not showing his face maybe? He’s a bit shy. +

oh my god i'm so sorry i'll unfollow and block right now! i had no idea he wanted to merge the human and demon realms, and read yaoi about his son, and killed countless people 😭 i should have looked at his carrd

thinking about "kink is not a reliable source of information on someone's moral standing"