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The US media be like “ we rescued the pilot alive”. The pilot :

This is what Jesus woulda done btw not that evangelical going to hell bullshit

100.000 viviendas entre 13 personas ?

conservatives: the punisher loves cops! the punisher when he sees a cop:

@MargBarAmerica I was explaining shit to a coworker and I’m pretty sure everyone thinks I’m a Nazi now.

the shit israelis do is so incomprehensibly evil that you have no idea how to tell other people about it without sounding insane

Yeah bro if you shot my kid while invading my country id become a terrorist too

30000 fired Oracle employees reading this news :

this is the problem with the US defense industry. They invest millions into some really cool irreplaceable gadget meanwhile the soldier wearing this expensive helmet gets blown up by a soviet artillery shell duct-taped to a DGI or a shahed with a recycled moped engine

🚨 Do you understand what Oracle just did.. they fired 30,000 people.. via 6 AM email.. while reporting a 95% increase in net income last quarter.. Oracle isn't a struggling company .. Oracle made MORE money than ever.. and still fired 30,000 people because they're spending $156 billion on AI data centres instead.. and Larry Ellison.. the guy who just fired 30,000 families.. is worth $200 billion.. the 3rd richest person on earth.. he owns an entire Hawaiian island.. Lanai.. 98% of it.. bought it for $300 million like it was a vacation home.. this is the same playbook every single time.. IBM fired 7,800 and replaced them with AI in 2023.. Amazon cut 27,000 the same year while reporting record revenue.. Atlassian cut thousands while profits climbed.. Google laid off 12,000 while sitting on $100 billion in cash.. they told you to learn to code.. you learned to code.. they told you to upskill.. you upskilled.. and then they replaced you with the thing you helped build and sent the termination letter before you woke up.. the company made record profits and decided the reward for that was firing the people who made it happen.

Imagine being a CNN watcher and seeing @jaketapper go on a 8min pearl clutching segment with two insane zionists crying about @hasanthehun and then an hour later you see this piece on the same guy doing an aid mission. Really undercuts the whole "hes a terrorist" line of argument

Pov: Kristi noem’e dog (before she shot it) when krisiti leaves her at home with the hubby

Nobody: Kristi Noem’s husband:

he’s actually Hitler but people don’t care since his crimes aren’t against white people

Voting has generated 0 dollars for the proletariat Shooting people has generated 1.5 million dollars for the proletariat

It's on a monkey called Punch that the world unites to have empathy, but a fellow human being is where we draw the line.

Man I can't stop thinking about this. Imagine being locked up in there, hearing the commotion, allowing yourself to hope, then they fucking do this...

i love when guys tell me i post pics bc i am insecure and desperate for attention. i post pics bc while yes i love compliments (my love language is words of affirmation) i make over 100k a year from posting pics and vids. i’m pretty sure that’s why dude