27.03 ♈️🧁

Having 1 kid is basically like having no kids

Genuine question: If you already own a home and you're dating someone who also owns their own home, how do y'all decide whose place to move into ?

i understand now why people bathe w/ bar soap instead of body wash

Job hopping every 1–2 years will help you stay mentally sane.

Jesy Nelson and fiance split after the challenging diagnosis of their twins, was a big shock to the media

Nahh, nonchalant men really have nothing for me. You people can cry blood

Watching your boy move to a girl is jokes. This guy goes to a woman “you’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen in Charlton” looooool

Ibr if you have more than two BMs you need to be fined or do some community service at least

A man got my number and IMMEDIATELY started with daily “good morning” texts before we’ve been on a date. I’m absolutely sick to death of this shit, so I nipped it in the bud. How’d I do?