Jess 🏳️‍⚧️ || ♡

lowkey serving cunt at the nerd bar

I think I'm overdue posting a little thirst trap or something just for fun hmmm

I HATEEEEE LENDING MY GUITAR TO PEOPLE STOP ASKING IF YOU CAN PLAY MY GUITAR!!!!! oomfs and pretty girls can tho idc finger my guitar all u want u can finger me too while ure at it

this underscores/milkfish clip always fucks me up bc she's feeling the FUCK out of herself when she puts on "can you feel my heart" by bring me the horizon meanwhile the audience stops dancing and looks really fucking confused

managed to lock my keycard in the server room when I'm the only one with access to it left in the office I'm gonna cry

@AlpacaStreams What does it feel like to be emotionally manipulated? Manipulated.

@Capicia_ She was an abusive bitch, interlinked.

Every now and then I have to remind myself my ex was evil but it's like the baseline test from bladerunner

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

I just remembered that when I was a kid I used to read horrible histories and fantasise about the torture described and that really explains a lot about me as an adult

@EwanBen @Carlanoscopy fuck yeah Ewan, Carla told me you're a real one dap me up

@Capicia_ @Carlanoscopy Goated show, they did the traitors 16 years early

i feel disconnected from british culture because i never watched the chuckle brothers or cbbc growing up in the same way i feel disconnected from mexican culture because i grew up in east yorkshire and my spanish is bad

@_starlitevening oh fuck I've been meaning to check them out, saw they're touring the UK this year and figured I should give them a listen

youtube.com/watch?v=AJk779… shoutout this tune still one of the craziest hidden gems in that like fun little early 5th wave emo sweetspot

@Carlanoscopy @EwanBen honestly I remember watching her and thinking am I meant to root for her

@EwanBen @Capicia_ i wasn't allowed to watch tracy beaker as a child because she misbehaves too much

@EwanBen @Carlanoscopy Did Tracy Beaker persist by then? I just remember her being kinda evil

@Capicia_ @Carlanoscopy I don’t know that. When I was growing up CBBC was mostly just preteen drama shows or science programs

@EwanBen @Carlanoscopy never heard to me to you? I thought that kinda transcended their show and just became an idle bit

@Capicia_ @Carlanoscopy I genuinely have no idea who these guys are. They didn’t even do reruns

@0steokinetic I stare at the clock so it feels like time takes longer to move. A watched pot never boils type shit

@Capicia_ i get it tbh, used to do that but now my body just wants to eke out any extra minuted of sleep it cam get

Every morning I wake up earlier than I need to do I have time to dissociate and watch the clock so time feels like it's moving slower and it means work feels further away and all my friends say it's weird

@EwanBen @Carlanoscopy Yes dick and Dom was a thing, they were bigger for my age group than the chuckle brothers but like, the chuckle brothers have way more charm

@Capicia_ @Carlanoscopy Did you guys have dick and dom. We had them

@EwanBen @Carlanoscopy omg I feel like I've just been shot

@Capicia_ @Carlanoscopy According to Wikipedia it stopped airing like 2 years after I was born

@Carlanoscopy this is so sad, was there not like one CBBC or CITV show you watched?

@Capicia_ i have never heard of trapped in my life

@EwanBen @Carlanoscopy theyre like literally iconic you can't be saying you've never heard of them I'm gonna cry

@Carlanoscopy sorry I’m not old as fuck 😞

@Carlanoscopy by that I mean her voice like when she goes you're TRAPPED rings in my head

@Carlanoscopy Okay have you at least seen trapped since that's the pinnacle of CBBC television and I just love when the evil woman is mean in it