Capt. Morgan

@Johnnyboy854 2600 tweets in 2 years.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@PopBase Happy birthday Twitter!

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 Horrible. Praying for you Frank

Frank’s dad passed away today, surrounded by family This is a difficult time, but Frank is doing an incredible job taking care of his people Love & prayers to Frank & his family @NjTank99

can you imagine how loud team italy’s pitch comm is

Adam silver you e ruined the nba

Twitter is so ass now for you page sucks

Fuck you canada. Give us Toronto

hey man I need you to really lock in and focus less on work & your girlfriend so you can start posting a lot more in the group chat where we're all really mean to each other

@Johnnyboy854 @DameandGiannis @3BuckChuck35 @877_CASH_NOW @NBA_NewYork Real rich coming from a guy who roots for the two most obese players in the nba. Jalen Buffetson and Karl Anthony Two Orders

@CaptMorganBets @DameandGiannis @3BuckChuck35 @877_CASH_NOW @NBA_NewYork Zip it fatty.

Cade Cunningham: “The flopping is just too much…3 of the top 5-10 guys do it constantly” … “I know I’m better than yada yada yada…but I’m not getting the same calls…People feel like this guy might be better than me & he’s nowhere near better than me!” gq.com/story/nbas-sur…

@Johnnyboy854 @DameandGiannis @3BuckChuck35 @877_CASH_NOW @NBA_NewYork Shut up little bro

@DameandGiannis @3BuckChuck35 @877_CASH_NOW @NBA_NewYork Hey guys it’s been 26 hours. Can we please shutup. Go outside.

I fucking love Brie cheese

“why didn’t you say hi to me at the bar” me at the bar:

Ice cream is actually one of the healthiest foods in existence, judging by a multitude of recent research articles. (🧵1/12)

can you imagine puka nacua and skattebo trying to do a puzzle together

@statmuse Nine. HIM!

How many head-coaching openings does the NFL have? Nine.

nick sirianni without the tush push

Jalen hurts when he doesnt have 5 all pros pushing his ass for the win