Captain Edward Smith

Can’t work today boss. Reasons why I can’t: - gooning - betting - goooning - march madness - double down betting - sad goon - cliff jump (walk off my roof) CC: @iLoveWhiteHoes_ @grford005 @SgtOLeary1959

If you ever think you’re above Ramen noodles, guess what you’re not

@bobwojnowski Ramon Santiago CC: @McsorleyErnest @SgtOLeary1959 @BaunceyChillup

I’m sure you can recognize this Tiger’s swing here in Lakeland….

Hi Liberal Media, I don’t watch the Olympics because that’s a left activity, but I watch men’s big air skiing cause that’s real cracka shit. Mac forehand got robbed. He performed a trip that was never done before and outspun the other fuck by 540 degrees. Godspeed, E.S.

Mac Forehand was robbed in Ski Big Air!! #Olympics

I’m straight

@chefsevenn A Glock 19

what’s the best drink for this meal?

@Roger_dornJD @MurrayHillGuy1 @McsorleyErnest @KipsBayKen @BacardiCapital A little slap never hurts. It’s a focus factor.

@CaptainESmith @MurrayHillGuy1 @McsorleyErnest @KipsBayKen @BacardiCapital It’s how you reach a flow start. If you’re feeling bogged down by midnight don’t be afraid to mix in one more espresso or slap the bag

Is the 3 espresso breakfast the move? Similar to the 3 Martini lunch, but this get you dialed and when the 3 martini lunch comes around you’ll be hitting full stride. CC: @MurrayHillGuy1 @Roger_dornJD @McsorleyErnest @KipsBayKen FWD:@BacardiCapital

@Roger_dornJD @MurrayHillGuy1 @McsorleyErnest @KipsBayKen @BacardiCapital Roger, I couldn’t agree more. This is a master class.

@CaptainESmith @MurrayHillGuy1 @McsorleyErnest @KipsBayKen @BacardiCapital 2 espresso 4 martini lunch 6 Guinness dinner! Now that’s hitting a stride

@chefsevenn Mint

Do you know what this is?

@chefsevenn A feast

What is this called?

@chefsevenn No

Is it acceptable to eat pizza for breakfast?

What if it’s all fake?

@Roger_dornJD @KipsBayKen @McsorleyErnest @OEXODUS365 @MurrayHillGuy1 Only exception

@CaptainESmith @KipsBayKen @McsorleyErnest @OEXODUS365 @MurrayHillGuy1 I raise you the Call on Me music video to justify the workout class.

If you’re a man and you go to workout classes you’re not a man. Are you really going to let another person tell you what to do? Grow up. CC: @KipsBayKen @McsorleyErnest @Roger_dornJD @OEXODUS365 FWD:@MurrayHillGuy1

Great point

Gay dancing

@Roger_dornJD Congrats

It’s my insufferable coworker’s last day!!

@ConservativeSaw @colinushkowitz Add two crank hog sessions

Day 33 of #75Hard. Early wake up. Thank God. Hydrate. Caffeinate. Computer work. About to hit the climber for an hour. Biggest closing yet today. $1.6M. Massive marketing campaign rolling out today. Grateful. Focused. Just getting started. Let’s go.