Captain Red

📌+🧵 — ,, It's a lot of responsibility, but someone's gotta do it - and that someone is me!.. The Captain. Captain Red. Captain of The Skeld... Me. " ( #amongusrp #amongusshow #parodytwt #roleplaytwt )

@purpsamongus …Ah! Yes, yes, of course… Just because the people wanted you to. I… see. Then, I suppose I should apologise that they chose me, of all people; considering our… history.

@CaptainRedsy dont think much about it, red. this is only because the people wanted me to do it.. okay?

100 followers gift. kiss number 1, i just need to find green next

@purpsamongus // I HOPE YOU KNOW IT DELETED ITSELF AGAIN 20 MINUTES AGO. DDLC HATES ME! I JUST WANTED TO GET A PICTURE OF YURI 🥲

@CaptainRedsy //I REMEMBER YOUR FRANTIC DMS LMAOOOOOO

If anybody was wondering, I'm GREAT at Video Games!

@purpsamongus // OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

3. Ah, thank you… It truly is nice to see people appreciate a captain like me, you know? I'm glad to see that some people can still appreciate the effort it takes to be a good captain nowadays! captainredsy.straw.page

1. Goodness, you people are *really* forward… Well, as your Captain I cannot— Ah, to hell with professionalism. Come out of your anonymity, and I'll allow it this once. I have a sneaking suspicion on who this one is, anyways. 2. Aww! How cute! What a cute little— err, dogmate?

@purpsamongus I think you forgot somebody in your list, Purple!

not sure. id say it has to be either cyan or black. cyan is the sweetest person alive, and black understands me. theyre both cool as hell

@purpsamongus // IF KISSING RED AND GREEN REMAINS THE TOP VOTE I VOLUNTEER THEM AS TRIBUTE

oh, but i suppose i do owe you all SOMETHING for allowing me to hit 100 followers on this app... this has all been surprisingly entertaining, i dont socialise often so its definitely different. vote in the comments what you guys want me to do

// captainredsy.straw.page

5. Thank you. It's… nice to know somebody sees what I do around here. I do take care of myself plenty, though. So don't worry about that, alright? 6. Ye— Flirting with your Captain is, err, h- highly unprofessional behaviour.

1. Hello to you too, Anon! 2. Need what!? Is everything okay!? WHY ARE YOU YELLING!? 3. I'd assume so. Anybody can be a captain, after all! 4. Hmm… Well, I do like Ta’ameya! One can only dream of Yellow and Brown making some for me…

// I JUST WOKE UP THANK YOU ALL FOR 50+ FOLLOWERS!? oh me oh my, i dont know how to celebrate NOR how to thank you all- thank you!

// my notifications are a little bit buggy right now, so i'm going to take a break to see if it fixes itself! thank you all for all of the interactions today, it truly has made my day that people love my red so much! ❤ additionally, small update to the strawpage! 4 pages waow

…Purple? Did you -ha- mean to add me to this? I mean— Of course you did, everyone on the Skeld loves their Captain!

Goodness, all of you are so sweet… I love you too, anon!

// considering i have started getting some romantic interactions i feel like i should post this ☺️

📌+🧵 — ,, It's a lot of responsibility, but someone's gotta do it - and that someone is me!.. The Captain. Captain Red. Captain of The Skeld... Me. " ( #amongusrp #amongusshow #parodytwt #roleplaytwt )

Oh- Oh my, you two. I'm incredibly flattered. Thank you…

@Cyan_Gemology …I have never heard of such complaints! I'll be sure to look into this, thank you, Cyan!

@CaptainRedsy I dunno Captain Red... Purple says they've tried getting you to update the camera system for a while....

ALL OF MY CREW HATE ME.