CaptainflufButtz

Pinning this tweet to show that minors really shouldn't be here! I'm gross, naughty, and very proud of it! Not to mention that 90% percent of my anecdotes will probably WHOOSH right over your heads. It's just stuff that you'll understand when you're older...

@Borderlands You know your shit's unstable when it's most fun when it's stupidly broken

@Borderlands Holy mother of uninstalls... Did the boss. Bro only takes damage from Rafa and Harlowe in this day and age. Love to see horrific balance changes once again. Gear is the world's Winter Soldier main, because they just nerf shit "AGAIN" and we're all just waiting for a punish.

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@sthwicked @Borderlands I'm gonna say, no. They feel worse, actually. While doing the new boss, I had stutter drops into single digit frames multiple times to the point one cost me the fight. So... until it's a 'game' again and not just a product... I'm out.

@Borderlands Are there performance issue fixes too?

@AllTimeWen @Borderlands Tell me about it. I got back on 3 after the 'last' patch, and basically only Hellwalker and Free Radical did damage, and that was with stacking ridiculous guardian ranks, so it just got... really boring. Did the new boss in 4... Gear is going backwards in a bad way...

@Borderlands Damn dawg so they doin what they did in BL3 then craazy work on thos nerfs

@Dngr_Crazy @Borderlands At this point, it feels like it's only worth getting on for a cheap laugh 'Destiny loot cave' style, and then either gathering dust or uninstalled when the patch police arrive. Guess I'll just wait for the next broken thing to make shit funny again.

@Borderlands Yo maybe don’t fucking nerf the first DLC vault hunter into the ground. Keep nerfing shit and it’s not even gonna be worth playing at all. Nothing is gonna do damage, gonna have to re farm every week for everything. Just leave the fun shit alone. It’s PvE. Buff shit.

@varknakfrery The biggest thing is to rinse/clean fleshlights and toys, etc, and avoid rough surfaces or trying to 'force' climax. I've met people who can't get off, just because their drawers are basically rash hell.

@varknakfrery Weirdly enough, it's based on what oils/lubes you use, textures, pace, exhaustion rates, rebound rate, and other variables like your endurance and drive. When I was way younger, I asked my doc because I thought I was dying due to a burning sensation, and the convo went there.

Hola pajero profesional aqui, es verdad, no se pajeen mucho chicos

@RealPostFolder It's not even a matter of hate, but of impulse. Especially with the growing nature of pack mentality being higher, it's highly likely people will pick red because it's the edgier option. While it sucks that those incapable to push a button will die, Red is the preservation option

@RealPostFolder To be harsh, Red. Humanity is not a trust exercise, but a survival trial with mixed 'packs and herds'. As much as blue seems to be the 'right' thing to do, Red is quite literally logical path, as it's more than obvious how many will pick red for other reasons.

@casterdawg I used to treat stuff like the 'inside jokes' were okay on Twitter, but growing up is realizing that a lot of humor is dry to the wrong audience, and saying fucked up shit, just gets interpreted as 'fucked up shit' to the other 99% reading your shower thoughts.

@casterdawg Part of why I don't really post much anymore anywhere, because I do usually post things this edgy or used to post for 'that one person' to see, but yeah, got really self conscious about how nitpicky the internet is, so I kinda just do more reading and less talking, now.

I’ve never seen such a witchhunt this forced in decades, we are back in 2015, Nature is healing

@astrolotte @raimcandies No one knows the 'full answer', but a lot of the experiments and camps were paid for with Zionist transactions. And now the same 'lenders' and 'diplomats', are employing the same tactics in their bought territory. You could even say they are continuing the third Reich's plan.

@astrolotte @raimcandies However, they were lied to. During the establishment of the Holocaust, one of the biggest transitions, was Jewish banks being handed to Zionists, ergo the alliance coins. Many Nazis were even against this, but the Reich went through with it, because... Money? A blueprint?

we're literally witnessing the rebirth of nazi germany right now and yet no one seems to care because its arabs getting killed. this is genuinely horrific please never stop talking about palestine

@chonzodraws You get more out of it, without needing a one sided exchange of heated violence or aggression. So many kids are fucked up, because their parents are fucked up, and think that it's normal.

@chonzodraws I literally teach kindness, because I've almost offed people by simply being mad at them, because no one told me that's not how it works. They 'tell' you, but no one sits down and tells you why, so you just see it as a removal option. But if you're just genuine to people...

Seeing this really struck a cord, a parent doing this to you is the biggest betrayal, destroying something precious to you isn’t discipline it’s abuse. All this does is make you seem untrustworthy in the eyes of your child. This hurts even more because my mother locked me outside of the porch and smashed my 3DS XL onto the floor while all I could do was watch, that shit STICKS with you.