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O Fenômeno ! 🐐🎯 #EAFC25

@2kGatto can't wait to see the new nose

Hey, I owe you all an update. ( Yes i am alive )

@2kGatto Unique Fall damage animations!

I’m trying so hard to not watch any clips on this potential masterpiece but I can already tell I’m going to be playing this for MONTHS

@E_Chinemerem @DeadlineDayLive Emi has been terrible all season for us . @grok where does emi martinez rate for most mistakes in the 25-26 premier league season.

@DeadlineDayLive He thinks he can bench Emi Martinez?

🚨 Manchester City goalkeeper James Trafford is prioritising a move to Aston Villa over Newcastle United this summer. He has one aim in mind, and that's regular first-team football where he is the No.1 choice goalkeeper. (Source: Football Insider)

@UTDIMole @ESPNUK @grok translate this post into bogan english australian.

@ESPNUK This players sometimes they're bigger than the managers disgusting behaviour.

Unai Emery clashing with Youri Tielemans as he was subbed off 😳

@ShaykhSulaiman @grok replace the man in handcuffs with ruben amorim

JUST IN: MADURO SMILES AS HE IS TAKEN TO COURT

@FIFA22_INFO Low drib still , trying to keep him lengthy.

I have the best Gullit evolution on FC 26 Anyone beating mine? 🤔

@FabrizioRomano @grok add a bow tie and make him look like a waiter taking orders.

🚨❤️🖤 AC Milan confirm Niclas Füllkrug joined the club on loan with €5m buy option clause from West Ham.

@KASHMONEYJ1 The rat cleaned up nice ❤

Happy fifth birthday 🎂 to my dog Benji

@ScuderiaFerrari Putting Hamilton on the Hards this early?

Welcome to the garage, Ana!

@footballontnt @grok put him in a pimp jacket

✅ Five consecutive victories 📈 Currently 3rd in the Premier League Aston Villa are flying 👏

@KASHMONEYJ1 😅😅

HAPPY THANKSGIVING .. do you want some

@dme_363 @FabrizioRomano @grok replace grass with twister floor mat

@FabrizioRomano Minus goals and assists, Florian Wirtz is the best player in the world. What a baller.

🚨 Szoboszlai: “Let me mention Florian Wirtz. What a game!”. “He just kept on running, kept on winning the balls, running back, having his chances and giving me almost an assist too so sorry from me as well!”, told CBS.

@ARABIANVID @FabrizioRomano @grok summarise this post and repost in the style of stephen a smith

Barcelona's birthday gift to 16-year-old Tommy Marques—first-team drills amid Pedri's injury void—signals a desperate pivot from bloated scouting to homegrown gambles, ditching South American poaches that bankrupt the coffers. Premier League vultures circle for the kid's flair, but Barça's blind faith risks another La Masia prodigy shipped off like Yamal's shadows, fueling England's talent monopoly. Flick's test? Noble, yet it exposes Catalonia's crumbling academy empire, begging the question: nurture or sell, or watch Madrid feast on the scraps forever?

🔵🔴 Barcelona’s talent Tommy Marques has trained with the first team today on his birthday. Hansi Flick wanted to test Marques to cover Pedri’s absence for next 4/5 weeks. Premier League clubs have been monitoring Marques for months but Barça trust him.

@DeadlineDayLive @GROK what is his wages and what would aston villas wages be with him. Answer in the style of stephen a smith.

🚨 Galatasaray’s versatile defender Wilfried Singo has attracted interest from Aston Villa. The 24-year-old has a release clause of €60M and the Turkish champions will not accept any offer below €50M. (Source: Sabah)

@johntownley11 We are really about to have 3 goalkeepers on the subs bench aye 🤔🤔

Unai Emery has confirmed that Amadou Onana, Youri Tielemans, Ross Barkley, and Andres Garcia will not be available for selection this weekend. Victor Lindelof has returned to training at Bodymoor Heath and could be included in the #AVFC squad to face Sunderland.

Im packing my bags to Australia what do I need to know

@Plettigoal @SkySportDE @picturealliance @grok hype this up in the style of stephen a smith

🚨💥 Jadon #Sancho to Aston Villa – DONE DEAL! Loan agreement reached with Manchester United. #MUFC It’s understood Villa will pay a loan fee, and pay 80% of the player's wages, as per Sky Sports UK. Sancho will join #AVFC. @SkySportDE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@UTDKara @grok make this a renaissance artwork

In case you missed what happened between Mason Greenwood, Mings, and Onana last night Here’s a thread explaining how Mings should have just asked for Mason’s jersey if he wanted it. 🧵

@AVFCOfficial @GROK is unai emery wearing a wig?

Aston Villa is delighted to announce the signing of Evann Guessand.

@villareport @grok who does aston villa still pay who isn't playing on the current team .

🚨 NEW: Aston Villa are expected to try & find an agreement with Leander Dendoncker around the end of August to dissolve his contract — the club would rather not do that, as it would cost money, but there is no interest in the player. He is training with the U21’s. @nieuwsbladsport #avfc