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Congratulations guys! We made it to January 75th!

The horrors persist, but so do I. I mean, Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️

Congratulations guys! We made it to January 75th!

Just found some peppermint bark in my fridge which means Christmas isn’t officially over yet.

@kristabellerina I appreciate their clarification 😂

@CatHunterESPN 🤣

I’m not sure the car wash thought this text through.

On this day in 1995 the last Calvin and Hobbes ran. "A New Year...A fresh, clean start!" Happy New Year everyone! 🍾🥂 🎇

Being 47 means being very excited for your new heated birdbath that you can watch from your ring camera, apparently.

@treydayway Merry Christmas, my friend!

Christmas Carbs Coma

@JoefromGhent Merry Christmas! 🎁🎄

@CatHunterESPN Merry Christmas 🎄 Cat

I used the voice control on the remote to call up How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Instead of doing that, my TV explained how he did that. I guess I don’t need to watch it now.

@MsVonSweet I did. He thought it was funny 😂

Me: (overstimulated and overwhelmed) I want to scream! 12yo son: Do it.

My dog was trying to stick his head in the food bin while I was getting his dinner. I pushed him away and said “this ain’t a buffet, Kit.” He didn’t get but I cracked myself up.

@treydayway And access to bathrooms. I never go anywhere without a jug of water

I need a Goonies like adventure but for people people in their 40s with bad knees

I’m usually not envious of others, but my son’s ability to get 9 hours of sleep a night, while not getting up once to pee, is hard to ignore.

@OnlyJustABill 💁🏻‍♀️

@CatHunterESPN Genius

What level of relaxing am I doing today you ask? I just used the ring camera to see how much time is left on the dryer to save myself a trip downstairs.

@Jennygrads 😮

@CatHunterESPN You should check out the ones that send notifications straight to your phone when they're done its a game changer

@HouseoftheMuse_ @ThrillaRilla369 Yes and yes

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes and we had a smoking section!

My daughter doesn’t believe me. When you were in high school, did they offer Driver’s Ed as a class?

@lady_valor_07 Magic cookie bar

Name him whatever you last ate 😭