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Peter Gregory Obi 2027!! No going back. We move!✊🏿

BREAKING: INEC to Remove Senator David Mark and Rauf Aregbesola from Its Official Portal, Suspends Recognition of ADC Leadership Until Court Case Ends The decision was contained in an official press release issued today by INEC’s National Commissioner Mohammed Kudu Haruna (Chairman, Information and Voter Education Committee), and aims to comply with preservatory orders from the Court of Appeal in Appeal No. CA/ABJ/145/2026: Senator David Mark v Hon. Nafiu Bala Gombe & Ors. They are so scared of the Obi-Kwankwaso ticket. We will overcome.

@trigottista This is more like an edited document. There is no way the stamp will hold the same exact spot in the two documents, even when they are done at different times. No way!

FIRST DOCUMENT 2025: Please note that $1 exchange is projected at 1,730 naira representing black market exchange rate as at November 9 2024 SECOND DOCUMENT 2026: Please note that $1 exchange is projected at 1,380 naira representing black market exchange rate. The hospital suddenly forgot to add the month/year’s exchange rate of reference like in document 1. If it was a standard procedure to drop exchange rate and period of reference, why is it missing now? I don’t want to believe you guys are editing documents now

@Arinzeudeh5 The fact you share some space with certain people does not automatically make them your friend. Probably, in your head, he is your friend but he does not consider you the same. Just move on. ✌️

My flatmate travelled back to Nigeria during the Christmas period. The day he flew back, he didn’t tell me he was traveling, I got back and heard he traveled home, so I didn’t call him or chatted him up. Since then he hasn’t returned, so yesterday I decided to chat him up, I sent him a voice note, he read it and didn’t reply. Honestly I feel bad.

We tend to forget quickly what people have done for us in the past.

@MoSalah The Red King! Thank you for everything.

The only thing that will savage this season for Liverpool is sacking Arne Slot tonight.

If Rio gives you little end product what on earth does gakpo give then?…. Does it look like we are getting the best out of this system 👀 cos what I’m watching tells me a different story. It’s quite simple, lose a striker bring on a striker, or the nearest thing too. Not jones

Viva Detergent Has Finally Signed Them 👏🏽❤️

@Dammi_Esq Na only the wife knows wetin dey trigger her. Men can bathe their daughters until they know how to bath themselves very well. There is no rule anywhere about this.

This morning something happened in my house that really surprised me. I wanted to bath my little daughter because my wife was busy in the kitchen cooking. Just normal father duties, nothing serious. I carried my daughter and went to the bathroom. Suddenly my wife rushed out of the kitchen like there was an emergency. The way she ran, you would think someone shouted that a bomb was about to drop. She looked at me with very serious eyes and said I should stop immediately. According to her, I have no right to bath our female child and she had warned me about it before. She even said this would be the last warning and that I wouldn’t like what would happen if I tried it again. Honestly, I just stood there confused, looking like a complete fool because I have never heard of any law in Nigeria that says a father cannot bath his own daughter. Now I’m really wondering… Is there actually any rule or cultural belief that says a father shouldn’t bath his daughter? Or is this just something some families believe in? Because in my mind, taking care of your child boy or girl is part of being a parent. I’m genuinely asking: Fathers here, have you ever bathed your daughter before? Mothers, do you think it’s wrong? Let’s talk. I want to understand if I’m missing something here. 🤔 ©️ The People’s Parliament

The moment students and teachers ran for safety before the school building collapsed in Ogba. 🎥 marahbee01

@Kasieobi_1 To be on the safe side, change the carburettor, fuel tap and plug . It will start one hand. Never leave fuel inside the tank for a long time. Always empty the fuel tank if you are gonna leave it dormant for a long period.

I need help, guys! I bought this gen a couple yrs ago. It only gets used each time I visit NGR, so, it’s safe to say it’s not been used for that long, but today, I tried starting it, & it’d not start. Does anyone know what the issue could be? It makes sounds, but doesn’t start.

Liverpool, here is an opportunity to avenge our last loss to Galatasaray.

@visegrad24 I think the CCTV in his farm (if any) is the only tool to set the record straight at this point.

A British farmer detained two men who he caught trespassing and stealing on his land. He tied them to his quad bike and took them to the nearest police station. He has been arrested by the police and is getting charged with assault

@AndyjnrUmaru C for 3 seconds... Lu Kang bicycle kick

Only Legends Know what these Codes are for. ladies ask your man if doesn't know, he is not a legend.

@b_abiodun4 This image must be AI ooh. This is a striking resemblance of a Homo Erectus.

@iamzioraa 😂 sweet story.. The restaurant displayed a typical criminal mindset. They thought you would stop coming or let it go. Anyways, you too get patience sha. Keep it up.

I went to a restaurant to eat. After I finished my meal, my bill came up to ₦18,200. I made the first payment, but before the transaction could conclude, their POS machine suddenly went off. They quickly brought another POS, and that one went through successfully. Or so I thought. Later that evening, I received two debit alerts. Both payments had actually gone through. So instead of paying ₦18,200, I had paid ₦36,400. The next day, I went back to complain. They told me the accountant wasn’t on seat but that they would check and get back to me. I said, “No wahala,” and left. One week passed. No call. No refund. I went back again. This time, they checked properly and confirmed that yes, both payments went through. But again, the accountant was “not on seat.” I told them that this accountant’s seat must be extremely hot because the person is never there. They asked me to drop my account details for a refund. I did and left. Fast forward to yesterday. Still no refund. I went back to the restaurant and asked why my money hadn’t been sent. They told me I had “just missed” the accountant and that the refund would be processed shortly. Alright. Since I was already there, I ordered food to eat and also got takeout. After I finished, they asked how I wanted to pay—POS or transfer? I looked at them and said, “Who will I pay when the accountant is not on seat? Who will collect the money?” The lady replied, “The accountant doesn’t need to be here for that. We can all use the POS.” “Okay,” I said calmly. “How much is my total?” “₦18,500.” I smiled. “You people are owing me ₦18,200. If you deduct it from this ₦18,500, that means I’m owing you ₦300.” She shook her head. “We can’t deduct it like that. You have to pay in full, and the accountant will refund you later.” I sighed. “So that means you people will arrest me, abi?” I dramatically placed both my hands on the table and said, “Please, handcuff me.” She tried to explain, “We account for everything we sell. If we don’t reconcile today’s payment, they’ll fine us.” I leaned forward. “Are you people owing me ₦18,200?” “Yes.” “And I’ve just eaten ₦18,500?” “Yes.” “So I’m owing ₦300. Simple maths. Case closed.” I carried my bag and stood up. Suddenly, one guy emerged from one corner like a movie character. “But even if we’re to deduct it,” he said, “you’ll still have to balance ₦300.” I turned slowly. “And you are…?” “I’m the accountant.” I screamed, “Ewooooo!” So the accountant has been on seat all along?

@peace_igho This Dr Bola na better akpa amu ooh. 😂

Omo she never still come online o 😭😭

@Morris_Monye 😂...

I was at a big hotel in Lagos and I asked for the concierge. Everyone was looking lost. Maybe the English was too big. 😀

Which of the fruits is your favourite?