Chance English

Can’t believe we’re losing in front of Freddy.

Getting Player or Pitcher of the Month is a curse

@AstrosKnower For each of the rangers

@ChanceEnglish At the bottom. 33 games.

This is an insane stat. 😂

Clipped, gifed, shared

SCHN fix your streaming!! We’re not paying to have commercials cut of the game in the middle of an at bat!! @SpaceCityHN

@hxxntrr He’d have to be cash flowing over $11k immediately to pay back $200k in 17 months

Met a guy at a poker game who said he "borrows money for a living" Thought he meant loan shark shit Nope He takes $200-300K from banks every 18 months at 0% interest, uses it to buy assets, pays it back before they charge a penny, keeps everything he made He's done this 6 times. Net worth now: $4M+. Started with nothing but a 700 credit score The infinite capital loop: Here's what he explained between hands: Banks offer business credit cards with 0% APR for 12-18 months. They're hoping you'll carry a balance and pay 24% interest after the promo ends What they don't expect: someone who takes $200K, deploys it into something profitable, and pays it all back at month 17 His exact cycle: Year 1: Stack $200K in 0% business cards Year 1-2: Buy rental property / fund business / invest Month 17: Pay off cards from profits Month 18: Credit score rebounds Month 24: Do it again He bought his first rental with Chase's money. Cash flows $2,400/month. Paid Chase back $0 in interest Second rental: Amex money Third rental: Bank of America money Fourth rental: US Bank money Four properties. $9,600/month cash flow. Total interest paid to banks: $0 "Banks are the best business partners. They give you unlimited capital and ask for nothing but the principal back. If you're smart." He's not doing anything illegal. Just using promotional offers exactly as written The banks are betting you'll fuck up and pay interest He's betting they're wrong 6 cycles later, he's retired at 41 (I help you get up to $250k in 0% funding. DM me if you want to start your first cycle, must have a 700+ credit score)

How hard would it be for the other 29 MLB fan bases to stop watching any game where your team is playing the Dodgers? Don’t stream, don’t buy tickets. Giants play them the most with 15 games some teams only have 2 games you’re telling me we can’t just watch the other 145+ games

@TheCinesthetic Night of Chernobyl

What’s an HBO series (that’s not The Wire, The Sopranos or GOT) that y’all would recommend?

@enigmasum Just proves etymology of words is interesting. Just because people thought science was the same as magic and dubbed medicine as sorcery doesn’t mean the bibles saying don’t take medicine. Origin of apothecary came from Greek for storehouse.

btw when the bible says not to do sorcery the word in greek is pharmakeia

@TheAstrosLocker @franktank7 I’m pretty ignorant to all the ins and outs on these negotiations but how is this increase different than home going from $2.6 mil in ‘24 to $10.1mil in ‘25 that’s a larger % increase than what he’s asking for now

@franktank7 He made $10.1M last year. A 150% increase would be a landmark, record setting number. There’s no precedent for tripling of salary, no matter how good the player is, and the system doesn’t favor pitchers. His open market value is irrelevant to the arbitration process.

I wish Tarik Skubal the best of luck, but I think he's shit out of luck asking for $32M.

@prettymoon_23 Real ones know these are the bananas you use for banana bread

@OleTimeHardball How did he have 105 more PA with only 12 extra games?!?

Who wins the MVP 2002 Barry Bonds or 1927 Lou Gehrig?

@gasman206 Maybe don’t hit below league average.

Taking nothing away from the great Aaron Judge, I’d ask those who voted for him this: what more did Cal have to do to get your vote? 3 more home runs? Catch in 10 more games? Be better defensively? What more?

@Jolly_Olive Tell me you don’t understand WAR, shortstops in general get a boost due to replacement quality if he had the same production at another position it would be lower.

quietest 6.0-WAR season ever probably?

@Account52698804 @svdate Lmao can’t even be bothered to read the first sentence in the screenshot you sent dumbass. Big swing and a miss there. Maybe this map will help you understand

“Various islands in the Gulf” Looks like someone learned geography at Trump University.

@FOXSports @MLBONFOX 4 wins, 7 straight appearances in 10 years

Will the Blue Jays become the third AL team to win the World Series in the last five years?

@MLB Well if you’re going to hit ANY PITCH…

GEORGE SPRINGER THREE-RUN SHOT BLUE JAYS LEAD 🤯

@AaronLevine_ Hope Cal wears one tomorrow night prick

Well, if you're going to hit ANYONE with a fastball... #Mariners

@DonaldTunp75739 Hammerly Ceramics on insta