Chazdan Pencildick

Swing dox from today #slotted

@TigerOnTilt Preciate Tiger. Luckily it won’t count towards my handicap

@ChazPdick First hole blow up is as classic as they come. Good round Chaz.

Putting is impossible on these greens, still won $50 after giving 10 shots to a 5 handicap #bangbang

@JonathanJMCawk I wish that were the case Jonathan. Unfortunately she’s not down, but I’m definitely up!

@ChazPdick Chazdan, you’re up she’s down

Ex-wife is getting hotter and hotter. At what point is it okay to #offmyself ? #lank

@TigerOnTilt Started on the back too. First hole triple after hitting the fairway off the tee. I’m #retarded

@ChazPdick 77 with a triple is nuts

@realpcampbell Free money is great money

@ChazPdick Love a little hollywooder to be an ATM

@realpcampbell Buddy is a reverse sandbagger. I’ll take his parents money as long as he lets me

@ChazPdick Smooth 90 for Mr. 5

@donthurtemgirth How is this fraternity a real thing #nuke

Dawson you are an active threat to the Alabama Student Body #die

@ButchVanDurlin I’d be scared to talk to any of them

@ChazPdick Appreciate the honesty. Half the accounts on here would say they need beers for them.

Piss in my eyes and sexually assault me x4

Running it back on the punched greens, o/u 72.5 #lank

@MoshakaP Great minds think alike

@ChazPdick Check my recent

@MoshakaP Nigga what

@ChazPdick STOLEN VALOR

@4yrvarsstarter Agreed

@ChazPdick Third one can do disgusting things to my body and mind

@Temp248889 Sounds like something an old black dude would say

Is “you look like u would suck the meat off the bone” a good pickup line?

@DGFKewan @coachdonniewals What a flick

@coachdonniewals Murdering someone isn't a political issue you dumb faggot. Having a great morning so far in my shithole excuse of a state though!

Yes, I’m trying to gain “motion” by QT the tweet where you act like a petulant child. I’m not sure I’d be calling others a pussy when I’m getting people fired for voicing political opinions but that’s just me! Have fun in your shit hole excuse of a state this morning!

@jeffknox55 Kiawah takes this one just based on course quality per square mile

Hobe Sound/Jupiter area is the best golf place in the country (other than Philly)

@HammerinHank98 THE Sleepy Hollow hole 16?

Has anyone ever taken a picture of this hole before?

This belt is a need #Panic